“Man, Giannis, these smoothies are really good, you got it down to a science!” John Henson exclaimed as the first drop of Giannis’ newest concoction landed on his tongue. “What did you say was in it again?” Giannis smiled sheepishly as he listed the ingredients. “Pomegranate, mango, plums, I think that’s all.” He took a…
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Giannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 26 pts/10 asts/12 rebs Full Highlights (3/6/2016)
The next day, Giannis made a special trip to the grocery store. Usually he was careful about making a list and only going once a week, but with the addition of a blender to his kitchen (and, therefore, smoothies to his diet), he had quickly consumed all the fruit in the house. There hadn’t been…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 14 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2016)
The “Giannis Antetokounmpo at PG” experiment is back on! After a disastrous trial run two seasons ago, I never thought we’d see it again. You might remember, if you were watching that god-awful Bucks team, a few games where they’d have Giannis bring the ball up the court. He would get smothered on the dribble,…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)
Giannis eagerly tore apart the packaging in which was enclosed his new blender. The cardboard and plastic material was no match for his excitement to finally begin making smoothies at home. In no time at all, the blender was in parts on his countertop. Sticking out his tongue in concentration, Giannis wondered how the parts…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 29 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
Take a good look at these highlights. Watch them with care and precision. Notice anything? That’s right: Giannis Antetokounmpo didn’t hit a single shot that wasn’t a layup or a dunk. There’s something to be said for playing to your strengths, obviously. Giannis absolutely abused the Bulls in transition tonight, in the same way that…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)
Greek, Is Also Nigerian, Never Is Slovakian Assisting Not-as-good Teammates It Is Hard To Make An Acrostic Out Of His Name
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2015)
For some reason, the amount of hype for Giannis Antetokounmpo I notice around the internet is less than it should be. Hype-wise, he definitely peaked in his rookie year, because I hardly see anybody freaking out about the fact that this super-raw skinny guy from Greece is averaging 15 PPG on 51% shooting. Other than…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2015)
“Khris, you gotta go with me to smoothie store in mall, it’s so good,” Giannis said excitedly. “My head almost blow up when I tasted for the first time.” Khris Middleton looked amused at Giannis’ childlike enthusiasm. “I don’t know, man. Are they better than the ones I make at home?” Giannis’ eyes nearly flew…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 20 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Darn. As you can imagine based on the information you gathered from my account name, I kind of wanted the Bucks to beat the Warriors again. In this season where almost nothing has gone right for Milwaukee, two wins against a team that has defeated every other challenger would have been fun. After the game,…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 15 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2015)
Uh oh. When the commentators of the horrible team your team just lost to start wondering why your best player isn’t taking enough shots, then you know you have a problem. I’m talking, of course, about the Lakers and Giannis Antetokounmpo. Of course. Which player were you thinking of? Greg Monroe? You dummy. Greg Monroe…
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