Giannis prayed. He prayed to whatever god or gods he thought might be listening. But the way his body protested at him, he was pretty sure that if there was a god, he wasn’t listening. Eating the ninth out of ten uncooked brats, each bite was a struggle to prevent his stomach from rejecting the…
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Giannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/16/2014)
Giannis Antetokounmpo and a selection of his teammates were assembled outside the Bradley Center in Milawukee. Despite it only being mid-November, the temperature was only in the upper twenties, and Giannis, dressed only in his underwear, shivered. “I don’t know if trust you guys,” Giannis said hesitantly, teeth chattering. “Last time we do team-building like…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/14/2014)
This is certainly the best offensive performance, by far, of Greece Lightning’s young career up to this point. He even executed a flawless pull-up jumper that kind of looked like the inimitable KD himself. In case you couldn’t figure out my initialism, I’m talking of course about late 90’s superstar Kornel David. KD was not…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 14 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
We can put to rest (temporarily, at least) the notion of Giannis Antetokounmpo being a point guard. 10 assists in 8 games is a little low for a guy who is supposed to distribute, even if he is focused on scoring right now. And of those 10, a fair portion are OJ Mayo thinking “If…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2014)
In a famous tweet, Giannis summed up his first experience of smoothies thus: “I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA????” What were his reactions to other firsts? Tacos: “I just taste for the first time a tako…MAN GOD BLESS MEXICO????” Bratwurst: “Wisconsin people like brat sousages, so I try…I think…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 9 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2014)
You know what’s happening right now? I’m watching basketball. Why does the NBA torment me with midday weekend basketball during prime highlight making time? They know I won’t be able to the resist the allure of a Blazers-Clippers matchup. Damn, Lillard just hit a DEEP three. Anyway, yeah, Giannis has been pretty good this year….
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2014)
Turn on your mental machinery, ever rusted by the passing of time, and cast your mind all the way back to Giannis’ first preseason game with the Bucks. Or you could just watch the highlights to remind yourself. Either way, you will see a fadeaway stepback jumper in the manner of one Dirk Nowitzki being…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 8 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2014)
You know, for being the future of a whole basketball franchise, Giannis Antetokounmpo sure doesn’t score many points. Him and Jabari need to step it up quickly or I’m gonna lose interest and have to choose a new favorite team (and avatar). Yes, I know that Giannis provides lots of other things that aren’t scoring….
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 10 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2014)
It appears that the “play Giannis at the points oh man next Magic Johnson” movement has lost most of its momentum. The preseason game where it was attempted was a disaster, featuring a bunch of turnovers and not much else. It makes a lot more sense to let Giannis’ unique skills create a matchup problem…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 61 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Rookie Season Dunkilation)
If you ever wondered what Giannis Antetokounmpo looks like dunking the basketball, well, prepare for enlightenment. Every dunk from his rookie campaign, all 61 of them, is presented here in chronological order. No word in the English language, or any language for that matter, contained within its meaning enough power and elegance to adequately describe…
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