Zaza Pachulia 14 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

Let it be known that I was on the Zaza Pachulia Hate Train way before all these bandwagon haters got on. Before Pachulia had the audacity to smack Russell Westbrook in the face and then stand over him like he just scored a knockout, before Pachulia took perhaps less money than he could have by…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

JaVale McGee sighed contentedly as he watched the sphere of Earth recede in the window of the spaceship. He had finally escaped the drudgery of terrestrial existence, at the ripe age of 153. A century and a half toiling on Earth, where no adventure nor excitement awaited him, was all worth it, for now, he…

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JaVale McGee 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: JaVale McGee is currently (not taking this game into account) number two in the NBA in shots made on a per minute basis, slightly behind Russell Westbrook. Westbrook takes an extra 8 shots per 36 to make .3 of a shot more than McGee. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the…

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Zaza Pachulia 14 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2016)

The NBA did right by me when they changed the All-Star voting to not take the consideration of the fans into account as much as before. I’m going to call their decision the “Zaza Effect”. They knew what was at stake. They knew that if things didn’t change, Pachulia would have been voted the starting…

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Ian Clark Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)

Ian Clark has been playing well enough that we can say with certainty that he would still be good even if he went to a team that didn’t have four All-Stars on it. That’s something you can’t say for some other Warriors bench players. Well, you could say it, but it wouldn’t be true. It’s…

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JaVale McGee 17 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

Here’s a dunk-by-dunk breakdown analyzing each of JaVale McGee’s dunks, attempting to answer the vital question: would Zaza Pachulia have been able to dunk the ball in any of these situations? 0:04: There was not much defense on this dunk, so it’s possible that Pachulia would have dunked this if the ball hit his hands…

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Patrick McCaw 10 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2016)

This video only exists because there are a million bandwagon Warriors fans who want to prove their devotion to their team by knowing the names and games of the Warriors’ end-of-bench players, a group which Patrick McCaw is a part of. Now those bandwagoners can watch this video and say “I really like Steph Curry…

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Ian Clark 21 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

I’m still mad about that time Ian Clark totally went off against the Bucks’s Summer League team. What the heck was that? He had already been in the NBA for a bit for the Jazz, so I knew he sucked, I knew he couldn’t shoot worth beans, and then he comes in and channels the…

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JaVale McGee 10 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

JaVale McGee is one of those players who everyone wants to see succeed. Not just a majority, or even a great majority. No, I literally mean that EVERY SINGLE NBA FAN wants him to do good on whatever team he ends up on. He has no haters. His constant appearances on Shaqtin’ a Fool has…

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Kevon Looney 11 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2016)

Sorry lads. DownToBuck was busy today and was unable to make highlights. Now that I’m back at my battlestation (that’s “computer” for those of you not in the know), I decided to knock out a quick video before I have to start worrying about TONIGHT’s highlights (tonighlights?). Hopefully you got your “Devin Booker 38 Points…

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