Being around extremely talented shooters like Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, and Klay Thompson (LOL [lots of laughs]) has certainly rubbed off on guys like Ian Clark. When he played for the Jazz, he didn’t have that same caliber of shooter around him (Trey Burke waves from his new home on the bench in D.C.), and…
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Tim Hardaway 30 Points/19 Assists Full Highlights (2/17/1995)
19 assists! Holy cow! Sounds like a lot of dimes, right? That’s because it IS a lot. A lot for 2016, a lot for 1995, a lot for any era of NBA basketball. 19 is a nice sounding total, an impressive number that is almost 20. But how impressive is this performance, really? Let’s find…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
With the female entertainment lined up for the Warriors’ pitch to Kevin Durant, Klay had moved his attentions towards what he and his teammates would do/say during the meeting to make the biggest possible impact. The Celtics had convinced Tom Brady to hang out with Durant and pretend to be bros with him. Klay had…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“Okay, somebody needs to be in charge of luring Kevin Durant here to the Warriors,” Stephen Curry said, addressing a small selection of his most trusted teammates. “I can’t do it because I’m running my expensive basketball camp.” “Too bad Draymond had to go and get arrested,” said Andre Iguodala. “I bet he would have…
Read MoreDraymond Green 32 Points/9 Assists/1 Lost Championship Full Highlights (6/19/2016)
In the NBA’s hibernation complex, located deep in the desolate sands of Death Valley, I flipped off the TV with satisfaction, but also with sadness. The Cavaliers had proven their tenacity with a Game 7 Finals win, but with the culmination of that tenacity also came the end of the NBA season. So enraptured had…
Read MoreLeandro Barbosa 14 Points Full Highlights (6/16/2016)
Yeah, I know I said that I wouldn’t make any videos shorter than a minute long anymore. I didn’t even just say it, I PROMISED it. You don’t need to remind me. I know what I say and don’t say. And it’s not like I’m not regretful or anything. Because I am. I definitely am….
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (6/13/2016)
I could, very easily, grab the low-hanging fruit (Get it? “Low-hanging”? “Fruit”? [I’m talking about balls!!!!!(TESTICLES LOL)]) regarding Andre Iguodala starting in place of Draymond Green, but that would be tacky of me. I will not smirch Andre’s name with classless jokes about going nut-hunting. I’ve long since forgiven him for being the mole back…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 18 Points Full Highlights (6/8/2016)
Everyone seems to be in agreement that Harrison Barnes is going to get massively overpaid this offseason. There is no differing opinion on this matter. Every single NBA fan thinks that there are going to be a bunch of teams vying for his services, and that one of those teams is going to make a…
Read MoreShaun Livingston 20 Points Full Highlights (6/2/2016)
How badly is ESPN freaking out right now? Everyone knows they’re not doing so great lately, ratings-wise. People aren’t lapping up the hot takes like they used to. The only remedy is to actually show primo live sports content. Live sports content featuring the league’s best two players: Stephen Curry and LeBron James. LeBron delivered…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 14 Points Full Highlights (5/26/2016)
If you come away unfulfilled after watching these highlights, don’t blame me. I did my best with the limited tools at my disposal. 14 points in 8 minutes would not end up in a video if it happened during the regular season. But this is the playoffs, the playoffs where role-players are not ever having…
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