Grayson Allen 20 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

The Grayson Allen – J.J. Redick comparisons are so easy to make that I feel guilty about making them. Journalism feels like it should require more effort than this. My viewers deserve hard-hitting, well-researched video descriptions but I’m sitting here grabbing all the low-hanging fruit that I can. Allen and Redick are both 6’4″-ish. They…

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Grayson Allen 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

Big props going out right now to Grayson Allen. He really seemed like one of those players who would be pretty fun and good in college, but whose game would completely fail to translate, leaving him either toiling in the G-League, scraping around for 10-days, or playing for some team in Europe and having a…

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Grayson Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

Grayson Allen looks like the kind of dude who would write a manifesto. Am I the only one seeing this? He’s got “manifesto-writer” written all over his face and probably the rest of his body too. You think about dudes who have written manifestos in the past, and then you think about Grayson Allen, and…

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Grayson Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

This video would’ve been a lot better had they not taken away one of Grayson Allen’s threes because of a Spurs foul that occurred right before he shot it. Like, RIGHT before. It was so close, why take away the points? I thought the whole point of modern-day NBA was to have the most inflated…

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Grayson Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

Some people end up with a reputation that they’ll just never shake off no matter how many years go by with improved behavior. For example, Jeremy from my second-grade class will always be “The Puker” even though he only puked one time. He puked right on the “Clifford the Big Red Dog” beanbag/pillow thing that…

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Grayson Allen 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/9/2019)

Grayson Allen needs to look to J.J. Redick for inspiration on advancing his career. Redick is a great player now, and has been for quite a while now, but he really kinda sucked for his first few years. So much so that Allen might actually be outpacing Redick at the same point in their career’s….

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Grayson Allen 13 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

While scrounging around for material for this video description, I honed in on Grayson Allen’s effective field goal percentage, which, at 45.2%, seems somewhat low to me. Full disclosure: I don’t know what effective field goal percentage is or what mathematical sorcery has to be undertaken in order to compute it. All I know is…

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Grayson Allen 13 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

“b-b-b-B-B-BUT DEE TEE BEE!!!” you blurt unthinkingly into your viewing device. “G-g-g-Grayson Allen scored f-f-f-forty last season! How c-c-c-could you disr-r-r-respect him like th-th-that by uploading a video of h-h-him scoring just th-th-th-th-th-THIRTEEN?” Silence yourself, fool, and leave this place. Allen’s forty-point game was a single isolated incident, never to be repeated. In forty minutes…

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Grayson Allen Career High 40 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

It’s a real shame that this game was nationally broadcast and we didn’t get to hear the reactions of the home Jazz commentators. I understand that this game had playoff seeding implications, and that TNT schedules are probably decided two decades in advance, but the Jazz rolled out such a scrubtastic lineup that only their…

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Grayson Allen Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Attention all people who thought that Grayson Allen’s fourteen-point game two days ago was a fluke: you were WRONG and DUMB. Never mind the fact that I was right there with you, holding that same opinion on the flukey nature of Allen’s scoring performance. I’m not the WRONG and DUMB one here. You were WRONG…

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