Harrison Barnes is doing it: he’s averaging 20 points per game for an NBA team. I didn’t think it was possible. You didn’t think it was possible. Barnes didn’t think it was possible. Nobody except for Mark Cuban thought it was possible. Born in a Barnes isn’t doing much besides scoring right now, but that…
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Harrison Barnes 29 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2016)
We are now a fourth of the way through the season (contain your tears) and Harrison Barnes is still averaging twenty points per game. Does this mean that Barnes is officially a twenty point per game scorer in the league? No. Not yet. He needs to be averaging twenty at the end of the regular…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 31 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
Alright, guys. I’ve got some serious stuff to discuss with you. No jokes. No games. I’ve been following the election results. You know, the American election. The presidential one. The important one, the one that affects all of us across the entire globe. I’ve been looking at those interactive map thingies, that tell you how…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 34 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
I’m not mad at all that Harrison Barnes totally whooped the Bucks by toasting Jabari and Snell repeatedly. I have transcended sports fandom to become a totally neutral observer, watching the proceedings with only a scientific curiosity, rather than the rabid obsession of a fan. Watching Barnes cook up some of his special-recipe beastsauce and…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
There’s no way that even the most ardent of Mavericks diehards expected this kind of performance from Harrison Barnes this early in the season. Not after the preseason he had. I know, I know, you don’t need to tell me that preseason stats mean nothing. But his were just SO BAD. If you told me…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 19 Points Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Everyone keeps having not-very-nice things to say about Harrison Barnes. “He sucks”, they say. But then they go into more detail: “How is he supposed to be good when he couldn’t even take advantage of all the open looks he got with the Warriors?”, “He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn during the…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 18 Points Full Highlights (6/8/2016)
Everyone seems to be in agreement that Harrison Barnes is going to get massively overpaid this offseason. There is no differing opinion on this matter. Every single NBA fan thinks that there are going to be a bunch of teams vying for his services, and that one of those teams is going to make a…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes All 66 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
“Yo, Iggy, you know how I was talking about getting a pet? Well, you won’t believe what I picked out,” Harrison said, smiling into his iPhone. “I don’t know, a chihuahua,” responded Andre Iguodala’s voice. “No dude, an iguana! And guess what his name was at the store?” “Uh, Scaly McLizard?” “Iggy! Just like you,…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 22 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2015)
This is now two good games in a row for Harrison Barnes. A momentous occurrence like this undoubtedly raises questions in your mind: has he “figured it out?” Has he “put it all together”? Has he “connected the dots?” Has he “turned the corner?” I don’t want to say “yes”, because if I do and…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/18/2015)
Does anybody else get really mad when fans start getting excited in the arena? I don’t know, it just annoys me for some reason, since my way of watching basketball is to stare, mouth agape, at the screen, with no emotion or feeling. When the commentators start getting louder and louder, and the crowd all…
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