Hedo Turkoglu 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

I thought Hedo Turkoglu was done for sure. Like, doner than Kobe Bryant. That’s how done I thought he was. You can go back to two seasons ago he still looked like he was all out of gas, and even large amounts of bull shark testosterone injected directly into his nads couldn’t give him the…

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Hedo Turkoglu 13 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2014)

So the ‘roids didn’t work. Turkoglu’s arms are as soft-looking as ever and he probably has moobs. But we have learned a valuable lesson: huge, juiced-up muscles are not strictly necessary when all you do is shoot jumpers for fifteen minutes during blowouts. Sure, being able to showcase ill-gotten gains would certainly help in matters…

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Hedo Turkoglu 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (2/24/2014)

Hedo Turkoglu sat on the edge of his bathtub, syringe in hand. “More ‘roids! I need more ‘roids!” he shouted, plunging the needle deep into an arm already marked with hundreds of needle-holes. “I will come back to the NBA stronger, better than ever!” Jose, Hedo’s supplier, looked on sadly. “Hey man, you might wanna…

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