Hedo Turkoglu 13 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2014)

So the ‘roids didn’t work. Turkoglu’s arms are as soft-looking as ever and he probably has moobs. But we have learned a valuable lesson: huge, juiced-up muscles are not strictly necessary when all you do is shoot jumpers for fifteen minutes during blowouts. Sure, being able to showcase ill-gotten gains would certainly help in matters of reputation, but Turkoglu’s career is probably done anyway, and he doesn’t really need all the things that go along with prolonged ‘roid use (roid zits, roid rage, shriveled up balls).

In fact, Turkoglu couldn’t have explained it any better when he said this:


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