For some reason, the hype that Kyle Korver gets does not extend to Ryan Anderson even a little bit. Come on people. They’re both white American males who can shoot the three ball. They’re basically the same player except Anderson can still do other stuff (especially pump-fakes) and Korver can’t. Basically, if this vid showed…
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Ryan Anderson 27 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)
I’ve already bemoaned the lack of Ryan Anderson midrange touches this year, and resultingly, the impending lack of a mid-range-ilation when all is said and done. It’s too bad, because he has one of the finest Dirk-esque stepbacks in the league, rivaling even the master himself. That’s not how the Rockets play, though. But out…
Read MoreClint Capela 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)
Clint Capela and Nene went a combined 17-of-24 from the field last night against the 76ers. For some reason, D’Antoni’s rotation was super tight and only eight guys played, but you can bet that if Montrezl Harrell had been out there he would have scored around twenty, mostly on dunks like his two frontcourt-mates. Embiid…
Read MoreNene 21 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)
I know I’m not seeing things. I know I’m not making stuff up. These are real facts coming straight to you courtesy of DTB: Nene is skinnier right now than at any point during his time with the Wizards. Way skinnier. He looks CUT. He looks BUILT. He looks RIPPED. He looks SWOLE. He looks…
Read MoreSam Dekker 15 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
You might criticize me for making this vid of Sam Dekker when there are other, possibly more impressive, vids to be made. But remember: I am a white Wisconsinoid male, and it is my perogative to make as many highlights of other white Wisconsinoid males as I can. Would you blame me if I was…
Read MoreSam Dekker Career High 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
Sam Dekker scored 17 points last game, a highlight-worthy occasion. But all was not well. In my description for the resulting highlights, I criticized Dekker’s shooting form, pointing out the unnatural amount of arc he was putting on the ball. It had worked earlier in the season, but even then, every shot he made with…
Read MoreClint Capela Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
Clint Capela showed tonight that he can do more than catch lobs from James Harden. Check out some of the moves in this video. I don’t know if I’d go so far as to say they’re “legit”, but they worked, and that’s all that matters. Let me tell you, you gotta give this guy a…
Read MoreSam Dekker 17 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
This is what happens when the Rockets miss a bunch of threes and keep taking them anyway because that’s the gameplan: they lose. Can’t blame them for keeping on trying; gameplans are made to be followed, come hell or high water. Did George Washington give up when a few of his dudes died in battle?…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 16 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
Just because Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell has scored 28 and 29 points in separate games this year doesn’t mean I can’t make highlights when he scores just sixteen, right? He’s still an exciting and active player even when he’s not making every other big man on his team totally irrelevant through monster scoring performances. And, let’s…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
The new acquisitions of Eric Gordon and Ryan Anderson are generating the most buzz when it comes to three-point shooters extraordinaire, but there’s one guy that’s been Harden’s buddy for three years in Houston that’s not getting as much love: Trevor Ariza. He’s not a threat to hit ten threes in a game like those…
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