I feel like Pacers analyst Quinn Buckner might be losing it. He’s always been somewhat of a spastic, blustery commentator, randomly changing tack halfway through a thought, usually to insist that one or the other coach needs to take a timeout ASAP. However, he’s worringly begun to call players by the wrong name, or combine…
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Rodney Stuckey 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Here I was thinking that Nate McMillan had some sort of sinister personal vendetta against Rodney Stuckey which resulted in Stuckey not playing for ten straight games. The reason for the the missed games is actually not as nefarious, as it turns out: Stuckey was simply injured. He hurt his leg or something. He wasn’t…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson III 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/20/2016)
First Larry Nance Jr., now Glenn Robinson III. I’m sick and tired of these sons of NBA players coming in and dunking all over everybody! The role of genetics in athletic ability is well documented, but if you want the abridged version, it basically means that if your dad played in the NBA, you get…
Read MoreMyles Turner 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
It’s hard for me not to get hyped when I see a big man make this many jumpers. Myles Turner doesn’t just make one or two jumpers per game; his whole offensive repertoire seems to consist of jumpshots in every conceivable form. Basketball-reference says he’s shooting 60% from the long midrange area, which, if true,…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)
Sorry for the delay in making more highlight videos to feed your insatiable content appetite. I was temporarily occupied eagerly watching some dude make Donyell Marshall suck his rod. Again, my apologies. It won’t happen again. I don’t have anything to say about C.J. Miles, really. This isn’t even that good of a game for…
Read MoreMyles Turner 20 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
I said in a description last year that I’d take Myles Turner over Jabari Parker. I was maybe being a little reactionary when I penned those words, but I still believe that the difference is less than people think, that while Jabari has a better pedigree and athleticism that… Screw it. I’ll say it again:…
Read MoreMyles Turner 30 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
I am convinced. No more persuasion needed. This IS the year. Not next year, not two years from now, not in a decade or two or twenty. THIS is the year Myles Turner becomes a beast. You may argue that he was already a beast. I can dig that. In that case, let’s say that…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 19 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2016)
Of all the dubious George Hill videos I have made in my life, this one is probably the most dubious. He didn’t even score twenty! Granted, it’s the playoffs, so I don’t exactly have a lot of options here if I want to make a highlight video, but nobody cares about George Hill when he…
Read MoreMyles Turner 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/29/2016)
One of my favorite things to do on the internet (other than make highlight videos) is to go on Raptors message boards after they lose a game. The funness factor of that activity gets multiplied by like a hundred if the game in question is a playoff game. and it gets multiplied by a bajillion…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2016)
George Hill: is he an above average starting point guard? Does it even matter when you have Monta Ellis on your team? Given how top-to-bottom stacked the PG position is league-wide, it’s hard to make a case for Hill being a top ten PG. He might be top fifteen. But if he was not top…
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