Indiana Pacers – Page 28

Ian Mahinmi Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2016)

I hereby apologize to all those new subscribers that I gained when I made that Stephen Curry three-ilation. My actions were misleading and reprehensible. I made those highlights, showcasing one of the NBA’s premiere talents, knowing full well that no more Curry highlights would be forthcoming. But did those new subscribers know? Of course not….

Myles Turner 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/21/2016)

OFFICIAL THINGS TO CALL THAT BIT OF HAIR STICKING UP ON MYLES TURNER’S HEAD IN THE THUMBNAIL POWER RANKINGS 1. Hair Erection 2. Cranium Boner 3. Pineapple Antenna 4. Praise to God 5. That Bit of Hair Sticking Up 6. Knibbly Knob

Solomon Hill 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

This is kind of like that time Mark Madsen took seven three-pointers in the Timberwolves’ 2005-06 season finale. Except instead of missing them all like Mad Dog did, Solomon Hill made 7 of 11. But other than that minor detail, it’s basically the same scenario. I’m not even mad that Solomon suddenly became Paul George…

Myles Turner 28 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)

The Pacers are playoffs-bound. Somehow. Is Paul George really so good that he can carry this underwhelming-on-paper roster to a playoff spot? The team’s second best player is probably Ian Mahinmi. A team with him as the second best player would normally be a team in the deepest throes of tanking. I feel uneasy giving…

Solomon Hill 15 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2016)

Solomon Hill kind of got left behind when the Pacers revamped their team to be more run-and-gun and less defensive-minded. Since Solomon is both slow and a poor shooter (thus failing to qualify as a candidate for either “running” or “gunning”), that means that his minutes have been reduced to basically nothing. An entire season…

C.J. Miles 25 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2016)

Times have not been good for the C.J. Miles fans out there (all 0 of you, the view counts on my vids are publicly available and they don’t lie), as he’s been struggling through a shooting slump for the later part of this season. And that’s when he’s not been injured. The Pacers appreciate his…

Ian Mahinmi 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)

I stare in disbelief at the words displayed on my computer screen. I don’t realize that I am speaking as a moaned “no…no…” tumbles from my mouth. Ian Mahinmi has scored eighteen points yet again, and thus, I am obliged to make his highlights. “I’ll do a different video,” I say to myself as my…

Ian Mahinmi 18 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2016)

This is more like it. After an unacceptable nineteen-point performance in February wherein Mahinmi took eighteen shots to score his points, thus prompting me to withdraw his ill-gotten “MANhinmi” nickname, Mahinmi has now scored eighteen points on only nine shots. Thus, I will return the nickname that I had taken away, and Mahinmi can once…

Myles Turner 24 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2016)

Myles Turner is already the best offensive big on the Pacers. This is a fact, and one of the properties of a fact is that losers on the internet are not allowed to dispute its factuality. Jordan Hill, the other midrange shooting big on the roster, is a decent offensive player but he’s not Brook…