C.J. Miles 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2014)

The shimmering silver haze of the hall stretched on to infinity. High-arched windows ascended towards an unseen ceiling. Benches and fountains occasionally served to break up the vast grandeur. On one of these benches sat a hunched-over figure, adorned in a white robe. Donald Sloan was bored. None of his Pacers teammates ever came to…

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Rodney Stuckey 24 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2014)

I’m sure that when Rodney escaped the cursed realms of the Detroit Pistons, he thought that he was exiting a bad situation for a good one. Then, Paul George’s knee spontaneously detonated, and, just like that, the Pacers sucked too! Rodney is just one unlucky guy. He is so unlucky, in fact, that I have…

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Damjan Rudez 11 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2014)

Damjan Rudez: next Dirk? Let’s look at the checklist for next Dirk status. Above average height? Check. Lack of skin pigmentation? Check. From a European Union Member State? Check. Name starts with D? Check. No one really knows how to pronounce said name? Check. Shoots threes? Check. There you have it. If you need more…

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Donald Sloan 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2014)

Donald Sloan opened the wooden door with caution. He knew what had occurred last time something like this happened, and he wanted to be prepared for anything. He stepped into a familiar yet unfamiliar scene, closing the door behind him, which promptly vanished. It was a typical bar; a few smoky tables occupied by drunken…

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Lavoy Allen 12 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/10/2014)

I don’t get why Lavoy “My Boy” Allen can’t replace Luis Scola in the Pacers lineup (when they’re fully healthy, of course). They both can shoot midrange jumpers, and Luis is no longer nearly as automatic as he once was (Lavoy was never automatic as far as I know). I don’t know if Lavoy plays…

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A.J. Price 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2014)

I made AJ Price highlights, once, a long time ago. 23 points, a bunch of threes. It was an outlier of a performance back then, his only decent game that season. I didn’t really expect to be able to showcase his basketball talents again. No great loss; once is enough for a player like this….

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Solomon Hill Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

It’s still early in the season, but if I had to vote now, my choice for the “craziest performance by a scrub” award would go to Solomon Hill for this 28 outburst against the Wizz. It’s not entirely unexpected; Han Solomon has been getting big minutes in relief of all the dead people on the…

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Roy Hibbert 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/7/2014)

With the Pacers roster looking more like a morgue than a collection of NBA players, Roy Hibbert alone stands atop the pile of decaying bodies and announces “I am a legitimate rotation player!” While a fair number of Pacers scrubs get their moment in the sun, Hibbert is used to the minutes he’s getting. Sure,…

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Solomon Hill 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

I have learned my lesson. If a scrub gets a career high, but it seems likely that he will score more points than that in the near future, I refrain from putting “career high” in the video title. For example, this is Solomon Hill’s career high. Of course it is, because he never got any…

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Donald Sloan Career High 31 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

Donald Sloan opened the door furtively, uncertain what lay in wait behind it. He was not sure what this place was, this place that had supplanted reality, but it was unclear whether he wanted to be here or not. As the wooden panel swung forward, the vision of unsurpassed grandeur that met Donald’s eyes was…

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