Did Ivica Zubac EXPOSE supposed Balkan superstar Nikola Jokic last night in front of millions of national TV viewers? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Zubac scored 25 points. Jokic only scored 18 because he is inferior. -Zubac tallied 11 big, strong rebounds. Jokic had nine wimpy rebounds because he’s afraid of contact. -Zubac…
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Ivica Zubac 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
After getting 4 blocks in the first 4 minutes of the game, Ivica “Zuu” Zubac failed to notch another one for the rest of the game. What a disappointment. Obviously his 1 block per minute rate was unsustainable. Obviously. But I was at least hoping for 1 block every 2 minutes, which is not unreasonable….
Read MoreIvica Zubac 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/9/2017)
I was going to type up a big long description with a bunch of words about how Timofey Mozgov hates Ivica Zubac for the latter stealing all of the former’s minutes, but then I realized, Mozgov probably doesn’t care very much about his minutes situation given how much he’s getting paid right now. Perhaps Mozgov…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
Is it just me or does Ivica Zubac look older now than he did at the start of the season? Before you explain to me the nature of time and how he looks older because he is in fact five months older now than he was at the beginning of the season, be aware that…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 15 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS* 1. Alex Abrines 2. Quincy Acy 3. Steven Adams 4. Aaron Afflalo 5. Alexis Ajinca —POWER GAP— 408. Down ToBuck —POWEREST GAP— 459. Paul Zipser 460. Ivica Zubac Sorry Lakers fans, this official ranking of NBA players doesn’t look good for your man Ivica Zubac. Nothing to be done about…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2017)
Man, you gotta feel for Timofey Mozgov. He goes from not playing on a really good team because the team is too good to play him, to not playing on a really bad team because the team is too bad to play him. Maybe that sounds like I’m saying Mozgov would make the Lakers better,…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 17 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)
The tanking is complete. The Lakers have assembled a CORE, which means that no more tanking is required. For one, this CORE consists of Ivica Zubac, obviously. He is the first part of the CORE. One only needs to look at his recent performances to come to this conclusion. The second CORE part is D’Angelo…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 16 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2017)
With each game that passes, Timofey Mozgov and his outsized contract are becoming more and more obsolete. It seems somewhat unbelievable, but the 19-year-old Croatian rookie is somehow stealing Mozgov’s minutes. The guy who got paid to be the Lakers’ center of the future is, before our eyes, getting replaced by the guy who actually…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
This is one of those times where I feel like I should include the player’s statline either in the title in the video or at the very tippy-top of the description. Ivica Zubac had a good game if you only go by the title of the video and the actions depicted in the video; you…
Read MoreIvina Zubac 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
Ivina Zubac certainly seems to be a more competent and higher-upside center than a guy that most Lakers fans will remember not-too-fondly, Robert Sacre (or, as I like to call him, Robert Suckre). Sacre had the midrange jumper in his arsenal, but he didn’t have any reliable “moves” of any kind, and his status as…
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