If you read any of my video descriptions ever, you know that I am singularly obsessed with just one stat: win-shares. Specifically, win-shares per 48. I don’t know why I have this obsession, but I do, and I can use this stat to write what appear to be insightful insights without actually knowing anything about…
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Jabari Parker 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Jabari Parker must have seen the latest RPM stats from ESPN that show him as the worst player in the league, because what I saw of him while making this highlight video was nothing like the Jabari that I’ve seen previously this season. This Jabari was taking good shots, not Melo-style ISO jimbos. This Jabari…
Read MoreJabari Parker 21 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
To commemorate the return of Jabari Parker to Milwaukee, I snuggled up with my little kitty Japurri Purrker to watch the game. I had all kinds of special snacks at the ready: five bags of Gardettos-brand snack mix in a punch bowl, Bagel Bites (pepperoni flavor) fresh out of the oven, Sun Drop soda (I…
Read MoreJabari Parker 20 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)
I’m obsessed with the idea of win-shares. They’re my favorite “advanced” stat. I have no idea how they work, what they’re supposed to be measuring, or what makes them better than other stats. I like them because I can see them easily on basketball-reference, the only NBA stats site that I can use without wanting…
Read MoreJabari Parker 20 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)
I get sad when everyone decides to hate on Jabari Parker. Not saying it’s not deserved, but I still have a soft spot in my blackened heart for Jabarles Parkley. It’s not his fault that he doesn’t appear to have the acumen needed to play NBA-level defense. It’s not his fault that the league is…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 92 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker had his eyes closed, but he knew exactly where he was. The milky white glow pervading through his eyelids was a telltale sign. The fact that his knee felt no pain, despite its ligaments having been critically torn for a second time, was another indicator. He had returned to the so-called “Land of…
Read MoreJabari Parker 33 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2016)
Okay. Okay. Try to control your breathing. Don’t freak out. DON’T FREAK OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAK OUT! Okay. Deep breaths. Okay. We got this. Just state the facts without losing control. Stay totally calm and collected. Come on DTB. You can do this man. Just type the description and don’t lose it….
Read MoreJabari Parker 27 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
If Chubari Porker can actually hit threes consistently, that would be great news for the Bucks, who don’t have very many players who can reliably hit shots from such a great distance. The good news for Chubari is his jumper is fairly accurate if a little flat, which puts him miles ahead of his superstar-in-the-making…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 129 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker opened his eyes to a squint. The light around him was too bright to open them any further. He thought at first that he was on some kind of examining table in a hospital, but as he took note of what surroundings he could see through the slit of his eyelids, he quickly…
Read MoreJabari Parker 19 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
I didn’t really want to make these highlights. I had already seen them while actually watching the game live, and besides, it’s almost lunchtime in DTB land, and there’s nothing worse than trying to get work done on an empty stomach. Surely, I figured, someone else had compiled all of Jabari Parker’s made baskets from…
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