Jae Crowder is perhaps best known as a player who is on Josh Smith’s list of ballers who he won’t respond to. Also he can play good defense while trying to blend in with the court on offense. Usually. Tonight something got into him, a primal desire to score more points than he ever had…
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Jae Crowder 15 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2014)
Does anybody else have a strong, almost primal urge to cuddle with Jae Crowder’s dreads? Jae Crowder himself I don’t care about, but those things on his head…I would just love to wrap my face up in them. I bet they’re soft like a baby bunny. They probably smell nice too. If the Mavs ever…
Read MoreJae Crowder Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2013)
Am I the only one who thinks that, after he retires, Jae Crowder should open a soup restaurant called Crowder’s Chowders? I’d eat there. Hell, I’d eat there twice. I love clam chowder. But not that Manhattan style bullcrap. Only New England clam chowder is real! I even came up with a catchy slogan for…
Read MoreJae Crowder 12 Points Full Highlights 11/14/2012
Jae Crowder, proud owner of the NBA’s longest hair, displays his versatile game against the Wizards, scoring 12 points and dishing 3 dimes. He did so while looking almost exactly like Kenneth Faried. The only way to tell the difference is to see which one likes to chuck threes. Hint: it’s Crowder.
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