The prevailing opinion of Jahlil Okafor has shifted rapidly from “he’s not that good” to “he’s probably the worst player in the league right now look at these on-off stats that I found on some crappy blog because I can only parrot other people’s knowledge”. I’ve seen the stats, and yeah, they’re not that good…
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Jahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
Every game that passes where the 76ers’ logjam at center persists, I get more and more pissed off. Nerlens Noel did everybody a favor by re-injuring himself but there’s still this other tall guy named Joe Edmund or something who’s taking all the minutes. I don’t care about Joe Edmund. I care about Jahlil Okafor…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
19 points in only 20 minutes for Jahlil Okafor? Grab your pitchforks and torches, we’re going on a hunt, we’re out for blood, and we won’t return until we have Brett Brown’s head impaled on a pike! Who’s with me?! WOOOOOOOO! Wait, wait… hold on. Just everybody hold up! I’m checking the boxscore again and…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
Hype for Jahlil Okafor = over. He’s still the same player as always (except he added some arc to his free throw), but now there’s a new game in town: Ersan Ilyasova. Ersan offers so much that Jahlil simply doesn’t. Three-pointers being the main thing. Jahlil has tried a little bit to add range, but…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part III)
“Are you ready for the final exam, Jahlil?” Jahlil and his therapist were standing outside a Boston sports bar. Knowledge of Jahlil’s fight with a Celtics fan was far-spread at this point, and he had already been the target of some unsavory remarks just walking on the street. Now they were about to enter a…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part II)
“So, Jahlil, we both know why you’re here today.” Jahlil, legs dangling off the edge of the too-short sofa in the therapist’s office, sighed and rolled his eyes. “I’m here because I punched a guy.” The therapist, a woman in her mid-forties, peered over her glasses at her patient. “That’s not the only reason, as…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor All 397 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Bucketilation Part I)
It had all started with wanting to have some fun on the town after a tough loss against the Celtics, one of many losses that had been piling up at the beginning of the season. It wasn’t Jahlil’s style to mope around his hotel room after such a loss; he wanted to experience the NBA…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)
While watching this video, I advise you to not think too hard about how Jahlil Okafor actually looks. I don’t mean in comparison to the average human. I mean how he looks AS a human being. Like, if you start paying attention, it all starts seeming very weird. A lump of meat with four spindly…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
I have done more Jahlil Okafor highlights this year than I have for any other player. Kristaps Porzingis is close, with 16, and Karl-Anthony Towns is even closer, with 19, but Big Jah has them both beat with 20. What can I say? I want to make as many vids depicting these talented rookie bigmen…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2016)
Say what you will about Jahlil Okafor, that he can’t play defense, that he doesn’t want to play defense anyway, that his antics off the court are hurting the team, that he’s an inefficient chucker, that his distant cousin was the worst ROY ever, that the Sixers are better with him off the floor, that…
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