Jahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

While watching this video, I advise you to not think too hard about how Jahlil Okafor actually looks. I don’t mean in comparison to the average human. I mean how he looks AS a human being.

Like, if you start paying attention, it all starts seeming very weird. A lump of meat with four spindly appendages (appendages which have THEIR OWN appendages sticking out the ends!) jutting out at odd angles, plus a fifth stumpy appendage with fibers covering the top? Freaky. I know this is how humans look, but man. Whose idea was it to make them so fragile looking? Like a bunch of sticks flailing around, ready to break into pieces at any moment.

Just try not to think about all that. Pay attention only to the little ball going through the little hoop, directed by the horrific actions of Jahlil’s nightmarish meat spindles.

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