“Yo, man, didn’t you try this last year? You know no one wants to be in that crappy band of yours.” Kemba Walker said incredulously. “That’s not what your mom said last night.” Jeremy Lamb responded absentmindedly, not turning from his current task, which was affixing fluorescent pink printouts on the Hornets’ team bulletin board….
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Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
“Jeremy and the Little Lambs?” Roy Hibbert exclaimed with a snort. Jeremy Lamb turned around. “Yeah. You got a problem with that?” he said as he returned to putting up bright yellow fliers all over the Hornets communal bulletin board. “I got a problem if you cover up all my pizza party notices with pictures…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 20 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
There is one thing that people are talking about right now regarding Jeremy Lamb. What’s the status of his sleazy glam-rock band, Jeremy and the Little Lambs? Last I heard, they were playing for near empty venues, with frontman Jeremy chewing out drummer Kendrick Perkins for never showing up to practice, and crying in the…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)
Steven Adams was busy twanging on his bass, clad in a neon-blue bodysuit, with a teaseled wig on his head. Kendrick Perkins lay slumped over his drum kit, fast asleep. They were waiting for Jeremy Lamb so they could begin practice, and he was never late. Just as Steven was packing up his equipment to…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2014)
Jeremy Lamb sat despondently on one of the equipment cases scattered throughout the backstage area. “Yo, Steven, you said there would be cocaine.” Jeremy and the Little Lamb’s bass player looked sheepish. “I just said that so you would stop looking so sad after that disaster of a show.” “I wouldn’t even call it a…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 18 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
“Jeremy, what are all these flyers you’re putting up? You workin’ as a promoter or something?” Nick Collison asked, peering at the advertisement for a rock concert. “Jeremy and the Little Lambs? Dude, you’re in a band?” Jeremy finished his stapling job, then turned around. “Yeah. We’ve had some lineup turbulence in the past month…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb Career High 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2013)
Kevin Durant walked through the halls of the Thunder practice facility after getting some individual drills in. It was late, and he though he was the only on there. But as he walked, he thought he heard a wailing voice. Curious, he navigated his way towards the source of the noise. Soon, he stood outside…
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