Damn, I didn’t know Justise Winslow had this in him. Midrange jumpers? I ran the query “SELECT * FROM madebuckets WHERE shottype=’midrange jumper’ AND playerid = ‘JustWins’ ORDER BY date ASC” on my mental database of converted NBA shot attempts and didn’t get a single result. Now, said database isn’t a perfect of representation (it…
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Justise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Forget about the old big three. There is a new big three in Miami-town, and it is comprised of the following players: 1. Hassan Whiteside 2. Goran Dragic 3. …Justise Winslow? Yes! That big three has everything that the old big three gave you, plus they play defense. I say that even though I don’t…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 12 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2016)
Basically, anytime you succeed in wringing some points out of the defense-only talents of Justise Winslow, it’s a bonus. Those are bonus points. They even get put in a special section of the box score called “bonus points” where all the players who aren’t supposed to score points get their points put. It’s like a…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 20 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
It’s easy to see why people are excited about Justise Winslow. Just look at him! He’s the savviest vettest looking 19-year-old rookie I’ve ever seen. When I was 19, I looked like a pale pizza-faced shambling skeleton with pubes on my chin and bags under my eyes. Meanwhile, this dude looks like he could tell…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
Watching these highlights, if you squint your eyes real close, you can kind of pretend for a little bit that LeBron James is back in Miami, leading the Heat to the promised land once again over the Indiana Pacers. There he is with Wade, and Bosh, he’s dunking it with power, no one can stop…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 13 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)
I haven’t heard so much crowing lately from Miami Heat fans about how much of a draft steal Justise Winslow is. It turns out that there is a reason a bunch of teams passed on him: he absolutely cannot score the rock AT ALL. Like, we’re talking about Andre Roberson levels of offensive futility here….
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