If you are wondering if this is a career-high in assists for Kelly Olynyk, yes it is. If you weren’t wondering that, it is as well. Doesn’t make a difference if you were wondering or not, he’s never gotten more assists than this in a single game and there’s a chance this record will stand…
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Kelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)
Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk has done a good job of reinventing his game coming out of college. Almost… too good. I could spend a lot of words trying to get my point across, or I could just say it straight up: I want Olynyk to do more fancy post moves. With footwork and everything. That’s…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)
Kelly Olynyk really left it all out on the court tonight. The court that he called home for four years, now the site of a new triumph, a dominating offensive performance against the team that spurned him. The crowd that once cheered him, now sitting in stunned silence, their confused minds wondering if this is…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 23 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)
There are a lot of dudes in the NBA with awful facial hair. Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be, but they see the Hardens and Goodens of the league and decide they want a piece of the action. They don’t care that their chin-growth is patchy, uneven, or doesn’t achieve full coverage. They want…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)
From playing synthesizers in a British Columbian Prog band called Starcubism to being the deciding factor in a game 7 of the NBA playoffs, Kelly Olynyk has come a long way in the world. The man who once contributed keyboards and songwriting to the seminal release “Visions of Mars (Cubistic Journey Part I)”, the first…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
Kelly, I know you’re reading this, and from one bro to another, you need to lop that ugly-ass beard right off your face. Just take a pair of kitchen shears and go to town. You can clean up the rest later. But that thing needs to go. Urgently. I speak from experience, Kelly. I, wishing…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2016)
Listen, Kelly, I know it’s cool to have a beard now. Look at a magazine, watch a TV show, hell, just walk around town, you’re gonna see tons of dudes with beards of all styles, and they look great. It’s in to have little fibers growing on the lower half of your face. It’s hip….
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 22 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)
What happened to Kelly Olynyk’s much-vaunted post game? It’s just totally disappeared. Not even a sliver of it remains. Gone. All gone. It was there during his first Summer League, and then, BAM, it’s more forgotten than John Edwards. I had my doubts that his moves and counter-moves would work on the NBA level. Everyone…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2016)
I was getting a little antsy for a while there. Game after game, night after night, Kelly Olynyk trotting out onto the court with his hair styled as a “man-bun”. Here’s DTB’s “Style Tip of the Day”: if you don’t have a super-rugged looking beard, you can’t pull off a man-bun. You just can’t. It’s…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
That’s it. No one is ever going to beat the Warriors. Not ever. If Kelly Olynyk scoring an improbable 28 isn’t enough to get the job done, what will? The answer is nothing. Nothing except for Kelly Olynyk scoring 30, or even 32. That might do it, depending on the situation. Another basket for him…
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