Khris Middleton 25 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/5/2014)

Khris Middleton has been something of a revelation for the Bucks. He was an unknown coming into the season (because who watches the Pistons or the Bucks), but he has shown very good shooting skills. His shot is a little flat, well actually a lot flat, but if he has his feet set and his…

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Khris Middleton 19 Points/5 Threes/3 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2014)

Khris dreamt. In this dream, he was being carried by a friendly giant, carried to a beautiful land far away from the cold failures of Milwaukee. The giant looked down at him and smiled; at that moment, Khris felt a surge of happiness swell in his heart, the kind of perfect emotion that only could…

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Khris Middleton 27 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2013)

“I don’t know guys, this doesn’t seem like a good idea to me.” Khris Middleton was standing outside of the Bradley Center in nothing but his boxers. Around him were several of his teammates, including Caron Butler, Zaza Pachulia, and Ersan Ilyasova. Caron dismissed Khris’ apprehensions. “Don’t worry about it. Nobody’s ever hurt themselves doing…

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Khris Middleton Career High 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2013)

So, apparently, Khris Middleton is a starter-quality player in the NBA. Well, yes and no. How the Bucks define “starter-quality” and how the rest of the league defines the term are two very different things. Bucks: Starter-quality. Adjective. A human being, at least six feet tall, who is capable of sustained periods of running and…

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Khris Middleton Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

Khris “K-Mid” Middleton is so bad that he can’t even get minutes on the not-very-good Pistons. At least that’s how it was up until a few games ago, when they started playing him, presumably to lose more games. Tanking is serious business. You can’t pussyfoot around. But it almost all went disastrously wrong when Khris…

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