https://youtu.be/OUDkC6NsOaA It wasn’t until his fiftieth career game that Kyle Anderson hit his sixth total NBA three-pointer. In this game, it didn’t even take him twenty minutes to hit his sixth three-pointer. That is a brief, yet jarring and thought-provoking, synopsis of Anderson’s career to this point. So jarring and thought-provoking, in fact, that I…
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Kyle Anderson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2020)
https://youtu.be/5WhHb4pnklQ In honor of Kyle Anderson’s newly-minted career high, which completely blows past his previous career high of twenty and makes it almost all the way to thirty, I will revisit the things that I said in my previous video description for him (written two days ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEP8wGrVAo) to see how prescient I really am….
Read MoreKyle Anderson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2020)
https://youtu.be/gBEP8wGrVAo Can you believe that Kyle Anderson’s career high is only twenty points? He’s been around for a long time now, and it’s not like he’s the most pitiful scorer ever, but his point-production glands just don’t produce that many points. This is his fourth time scoring twenty, and I’ve given up hope that he…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2020)
As much as I hope and pray for Kyle Anderson to one day justify my predraft hype for him by turning into any kind of prolific scorer, I’m coming to the conclusion that it’s just not going to happen. Believe me, I’ve prayed every morning and night to every deity I can think of (I…
Read MoreKyle Anderson Triple Double 11 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/4/2019)
Signing the last autograph for the last patient fan, Kyle Anderson waved goodbye to the crowd and headed to the locker room, eager to get out of his sweaty jersey. Enough time had passed since the end of the game that the sting of the loss wasn’t so great. And, as vain as it was,…
Read MoreKyle Anderson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)
Just to temper everyone’s excitement from this career-high-tying performance: Kyle Anderson went 0-of-6 from the free-throw line during it. That’s the most free throws taken without a make this season, by any player. We could be looking at a career-high-smashing 26-burger. We could legitimately be looking at that RIGHT NOW. What a way to welcome…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/7/2018)
Kyle Anderson fits into an archetype that is rare to find in the NBA: a stat-stuffing player who doesn’t really stuff the stats. He’s capable of scoring, rebounding, assisting, stealing, and blocking, and he often does all of those things in a single game, but never at a volume that is really notable. A 10/10/4/2/2…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
Is it wrong of me to want Kawhi to be injured forever so that I can keep watching the Kyle Anderson Show? I’ll go one step further and say that I hope the rumors are true, and that Kawhi is mad at the Spurs and that his whole entourage is plotting ways to get him…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Kyle Anderson went on a stat-stuffing expedition in this one, recording a final statline of 20/6/5/3/2. He got at least two in each of the five main statistical categories. You know what that means! A scrub-by-five! Way to go Kyle! Your certificate is in the mail, but it actually isn’t because I can afford neither…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
Kyle Anderson is getting into the “grow a beard to look more manly” trend of two years ago and, surprise, it looks like trash. Maybe he thinks that if he grows enough pubey beard hair, he can have it transplanted onto that big empty spot on his forehead. Honestly, that’s the only explanation I can…
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