Kyle Korver. Leading scorer for the Bucks. Is this the timeline I want to live in? No. But I don’t get a choice about which timeline I live in. I was cursed by some accident of god to inhabit this one, and try as I might, I can’t just will my consciousness into a different…
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Kyle Korver 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
Now THIS is the Bucks I want to see. Take out all the good players, and what do you have? A fun group of guys who are HUNGRY and want to WIN but CAN’T because they SUCK. The amount of role-playerness contained with in Milwaukee’s starting lineup is too much to be typed out here;…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
Think about the 38-year-olds you know in your life, or just all the people you know who are in that late-thirties range. Depending your own age group, you might not know a lot of people in that age range except as teachers or parents. Anyway, picture those people in your mind. Now picture them playing…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
Props to Kyle Korver for being the only Buck to show up tonight besides Giannis Antetokounmpo. Their forces combined (17 for Korver, 48 for Giannis, basically equal) were almost enough to take down the Mavericks, who were missing a certain player who I shall not name because his absence has been mentioned too many times…
Read MoreKyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Kyle Korver is the only player from the 2003 draft still playing other than, of course, LeBron James. It’s a testament to how many roids LeBron has taken over the years (I estimate that his body is 45 percent roids at this point) that he still looks ready to play another decade while Korver looks…
Read MoreKyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2019)
I’ve made a big deal in the past about me being totally done with women forever. And I want to reiterate right now that I am still 100% committed to the single man’s lifestyle. All the love and attention I would get from a theoretical girlfriend, I get from my subscriber base instead. And my…
Read MoreKyle Korver 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
This is my third “old man” highlight video in a row. Maybe I should start a new channel solely dedicated to players who are 36 years old or older if my main channel is going to be unduly focused on them. That way I can have highlights of exciting young players in one place and…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/28/2019)
It kinda pains me to bring it up, but is Kyle Korver just getting uglier as time goes on? Normally it’s the other way around, where weird-looking dudes come into the NBA as a rookies looking all weird and then a few years later they’re all handsome and muscly and have appropriate haircuts (thinking Kevin…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
I’m temporarily suspending my rule of “no more highlights when the next day’s games have started” because A.) there are still a bunch of vids to do and B.) The game that’s currently in progress is being played in London, and I still don’t understand how time zones work. Seriously, if anyone can explain to…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
While I was struggling to come up with material for this description, I had a brainwave which I believe may change the face of basketball commentary…forever. I am literally trembling as I attempt to type words coherent enough to portray my vision. We can call a Kyle Korver three-pointer a “Korveball”. I’ll stop there for…
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