Sucks to be Jason Terry. He came into the week number three (which is basically a bronze medal) all-time in three-pointers made over an NBA career at 2282, and he exits the week number five (a medal that says “you suck rod”). Stephen Curry passed him a few games ago, and now Kyle Korver has…
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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)
When Kyle Korver was drafted, way back in the year 2003, the Nets, the team who drafted him, immediately traded him for 125,000 dollars cash. They then drove down to their local office supply store and used that cash to buy the fanciest copy machine they could find. Sounds like a lopsided trade, right? Korver…
Read MoreKyle Korver 15 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)
The Jazz are currently out of the playoffs. With so much season left to go, and with the West as competitive as it is, that statement doesn’t hold a whole lot of weight. But there it is. I only bring it up because, if the Jazz do fail to make the playoffs, the feel-good trade…
Read MoreKyle Korver 14 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (11/30/2018)
I don’t think I’m alone in having the impression that Kyle Korver was really good for the Jazz during his first stint with them. Where did this come from? Because he wasn’t. I mean, he was, percentage-wise (because he stopped shooting threes to get the record, I’m not going to let people forget about this),…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
I don’t even have to say the trade I’m thinking about right now that would benefit everybody. Kyle Korver is one of the pieces in this one-for-one swap. That’s all I’m saying. You know what I’m thinking. The Cavaliers don’t seem to have much use for Mr. Fourth-Korver at the moment. There’s no LeBron around…
Read MoreKyle Korver 21 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)
Kyle Korver, prior to tonight, had played 38 minutes on the season and scored 5 total points. That tells me two things: one, that he’s getting kind of old now, and two, that Jabroni Lames really did everything for the Cavs on offense, which we knew, but we didn’t REALLY know until he left again…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 164 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)
So this summer I treated myself to a little vacation to New York City. I don’t really care about all the normal tourist stuff (everybody hypes up Times Square but it’s just, like, a really crowded city block. That’s it.) but there were two things that I definitely needed to experience. Thing one: denigrate New…
Read MoreKyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)
You’re not going to believe this. So your pal DTB signed himself up for a Tinder account because he was feeling the lack of female companionship in his life and wanted to see what was out there. There’s nothing wrong with that. The cool thing about Tinder is there are no commitments, you can match…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2018)
Part II of “LeBron’s Teammates Actually Show Up For Once God-Damn” features Kyle Korver and his 19 points,which should be 21 but even he is a victim of the NBA court being not quite wide enough to comfortably accommodate corner threes. Korver played a ton of minutes tonight, 37, second most after LeBron, and he…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)
Is it just me or is literally the only reason the Cavaliers win any games ever is because LeBron James is always beasting? It’s not just me. That was a question I already knew the answer to. His teammates aren’t showing up consistently, but that’s to be expected, because they didn’t in the regular season…
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