Lance Stephenson – Page 2

Lance Stephenson 12 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

This performance by Lance Stephenson was just about the most Lance Stephenson-y thing ever. Comes into the game with much fanfare, then doesn’t do anything until the fourth quarter, where he goes bananas on the Raptors with bad (for him) jumpers and swaggy crossovers and taunting. Then, with 3 seconds left, violates the NBA’s “honor…

Lance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

Maybe this is how it has to be now. Maybe Lance Stephenson can only have good games when his team loses. Is is a coincidence that the Pelicans had a putrid offensive showing while “Born Ready” was spearheading that offense? Or maybe it’s because all the so-called “talent” on the Pelicans is actually not very…

Lance Stephenson 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

As much as I’m going to miss Alonzo Gee being around to dunk basketballs/play defense sometimes/not have a jumper, I don’t blame the Pelicans at all for choosing Lance Stephenson over him. Lance Stephenson was once the second-best(?) player on a team that made a conference finals. The last time Alonzo Gee was the second…

Lance Stephenson 26 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)

There’s a clip floating around that shows Dave Joerger, head coach of the Memphis Grizzlies, crying and praising his team after tonight’s season-ending loss to the Spurs. How moving, an authority figure making himself vulnerable in the public’s eye, showing his heartfelt dedication to the group of men he coaches. It almost brings a tear…

Lance Stephenson Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

Here’s a cool idea for some aspiring video game modder to work on: what if you took Lance Stephenson and placed him in Lance Vance’s role in GTA Vice City? Would that not be the raddest thing ever? I love that game, and I love Lance Stephenson. Perfect! SPOILER ALERT DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF…

Lance Stephenson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2016)

By the end of this video, the Cavs announcers are ready to die. They have accepted the inevitability of death and are basically lying still in their coffins waiting for the Reaper’s scythe to whisk them off into eternity. They just can’t deal with the fact that a Grizzlies team playing without any of their…

Lance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2016)

I hope you like layups. This video has a lot of layups. At least they’re the good kind of layups. The kind where Lance Stephenson bullies his way in from the perimeter for an improbable finish. The kind where he gets so hyped up because he got a bucket that he has to push people…

Lance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

“Well, coach, I think we both know why I asked to meet with you today,” Lance Stephenson said as he sat down across the desk from Doc Rivers. Doc sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose with his fingers, a gesture familiar to Lance. “I think we both do. But go ahead and explain…

Lance Stephenson 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2014)

“Dear LeBron, I hope that this letter finds you in good spirits. I know both of our new teams are struggling at the moment, but what’s life without a little adversity? I know you don’t consider me a friend, and I certainly feel the same way, so you may wonder why this letter arrived in…