“Dear Father, Today, I wore a hat on the way to the arena. It was a trendy piece of headwear in the “beanie” style – many young men in America wear such hats. Ostensibly, the hat was worn in order to showcase my fashion sense. I even paired it with some other clothes that were…
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Bojan Bogdanovic 29 Points/1 Kick Full Highlights (2/7/2019)
“Dear Father, Today, there was a bat in the arena while we played our game. While it was a little bit of light-hearted fun for my teammates, and an unexpected moment of entertainment for the fans (provided none of them were bat-phobic), for me it was a truly miserable experience. When I got a close…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2018)
“Dear Santa, Your friend DTB doesn’t ask for much. You will notice that I have not even sent a wish list to you this year. That is how minimal my material wants are. So, while you and your elves get together the large piles of presents for the more consumeristically-minded little boys and girls out…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2018)
“Dear Santa, I understand that, with just two days to go until Christmas, it is perhaps a little bit late to be sending you a letter containing Christmas requests. However, I figured you would be able to handle it given that you apparently don’t operate on the same plane of spacetime as the rest of…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
“Dear Father, I apologize for filling your mailbox with more correspondence from your distraught son, but you are my only source of comfort in these trying times. Today, while playing in a game against the Hornets team from North Carolina (such an odd choice for a team’s name, but I cannot argue, for I play…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)
“Dear Father, I hope this correspondence finds you well, but maybe it won’t, because I think I saw your face in a news report showing the recent protests in Mostar. Remember, the head that sticks out farthest is the one that gets chopped off first. You taught me that so many years ago, and that…
Read MoreRodney McGruder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
“Dear Erik, I hope this letter finds you well. There is a rather urgent situation currently unfolding in Miami, a situation which you must surely be aware of, since, indeed, it is a situation of your own creation. I am talking, of course, about the fact that Rodney McGruder, your 27-year-old third-year-player, is receiving 33…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
I know that the concept of “open letters” is sort of played out. Really, an open letter is just an opinion piece but it’s directed at somebody. It’s like a more official version of a Twitter beef. That said, I’m going to write an open letter right now in this very description. This open letter…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell Career High 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/7/2018)
If you’re sitting there feeling all happy and contented after watching T.J. McConnell get a new career high with nineteen points, you pretty much have me and me only to thank for it. I will now provide, in its entirety, the letter which I penned and sent to Sixers coach Brett Brown after their game…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)
“Dear Jeremy, First off, sorry about the choice of cards. I tried to go to the store to get a normal thank you card but all they were selling was Valentine’s day stuff. Don’t get the wrong idea from all the hearts on the front. I definitely don’t want to be your valentine. I know…
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