Lonzo Ball – DownToBuck

Lonzo Ball 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

I will continue thinking that Lonzo Ball can be a pretty good low-usage PG up until the moment he gets shipped off to China so he can steal sunglasses like his brother, get arrested, and plays for the local Uyghur Muslim internment camp team (I hear they’re always looking for American talent). No matter how…

Lonzo Ball 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

It fills my heart with gladness when I see Lakers fans struggling with the fact that their young core of players (especially the duo of Brandon Ingram and Lonzo Ball) are just not that good right now. It’s no secret that those two have struggled mightily with LeBron out for a significant amount of time….

Lonzo Ball 21 Points/5 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/7/2019)

I feel like I haven’t heard enough from Lavar Ball lately. Last year and the year before, NBA headlines were dominated by Lonzo’s dad all the time. You couldn’t step foot into the NBA section of any sports website without seeing five different articles featuring the latest braggadocious Lavar soundbite. Now, it’s like he doesn’t…

Lonzo Ball 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

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Lonzo Ball 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Apparently Lonzo Ball didn’t get a triple-double? In the future, where you’re watching this video, you’re like “duh, of course he didn’t, he only got nine rebounds!”, but in the past, where I am currently (and it sucks btw), I swear I saw the boxscore say he had 10 rebounds. And the commentators sure thought…

Lonzo Ball 23 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2018)

There are lots of mean people on the Internet who have mean things to say about Lonzo Ball. That he can’t shoot. That he has a weird-looking jumper. That his dad is stupid. That his brothers are stupid. That his face still looks like a pizza even after he cut his hair. That he’s a…

Lonzo Ball Triple Double 16 Pts/10 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

Two triple-doubles in the same game from the same team. Lonzo Ball and JaBroni Lames. 16-10-10 and whatever garbage statpadded numbers JaBroni put up. It may sound impressive, because the last time a pair of Lakers did this was way back when Kareem and Magic were running the showtime Lakers. But I think it was…

Lonzo Ball 13 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Lonzo Ball must be learning from Rajon Rondo when it comes to getting high-assist games without scoring a lot of points. In fact, I just came up with a new term for a statistical achievement, “The Rondo”: when a player gets a double-double with points and assists, but gets more assists than points. I could…

Lonzo Ball All 90 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)

Lonzo Ball saw his phone buzzing with an incoming call, but ignored it. A player of his renown would go insane trying to answer every call that came his way. However, when the same number called his phone a second and then a third time, his interest was piqued, and when it called for the…

Lonzo Ball 15 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

I truly believe that a large part of Lonzo Ball’s popularity is due to how fun his name is to say. “Lonzo Ball”. “Lon-zo. Ball.” “Ball” It’s great. Just a really great name, both in print and vocalized. Distinctive, too. The kind of name you can easily build a brand off of. There’s a reason…