There are lots of mean people on the Internet who have mean things to say about Lonzo Ball. That he can’t shoot. That he has a weird-looking jumper. That his dad is stupid. That his brothers are stupid. That his face still looks like a pizza even after he cut his hair. That he’s a bust. That’s just a sampling of all the mean things that meanies using the Internet say about him.
Well, I have some good things to say about him, to make him feel better:
-He’s a good passer
-His teammates seem to like him, especially LeBron whose opinion counts for a whole lot, maybe as much as the combined opinions of two dozen Moritz Wagners
-He convinced people to buy overpriced swag from Big Baller Brand, and I am always in favor of more fools getting parted from their money
-Has a good head on his shoulders
-He scored 23 points tonight
There are more, but I’ll stop there. I just want him to know that there are people out there who aren’t Lakers fans who sorta like him and kinda want him to succeed. Keep your head up, Lonzo! The haters are already moving on to trashing Trae Young, I can feel the shift happening.