Los Angeles Clippers – Page 12

Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2018)

I was looking at the available players for the Wizards during this game, and I was wondering who was going to be able to handle Boban Marjanovic once he got in the game. Ian Mahinmi is barely an NBA player at this point, so not him. Not Thomas Bryant either, because he’s barely played in…

Montrezl Harrell Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Montrezl “Cznzdz” Harrell is straight-up stealing minutes from Boban Marjanovic and I’m not even mad. He’s also stealing minutes from Marcin Gortat who is stunningly irrelevant this season. Maybe “stealing” isn’t the right word. “Earning”, more like. He’s earning minutes because he offers a decent fraction of Marjanovic production (and way surpassing Gortat production) while…

Danilo Gallinari 24 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2018)

Someone needs to tell me if there are any sweet Italian prospects coming up through the ranks that I need to be paying attention to, because Danilo Gallinari is the second most recent Italian to enter the league, the only other more recent one was Luigi Datome (RIP the sick career-high vid I made for…

Danilo Gallinari 26 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Remember when Danilo Gallinari was on the Nuggets with Wilson Chandler for all those years and it was unclear which one of them should start at the small forward position? Now the same situation is playing out in Clipperland with Gallo and Tobias Harris, except this time, both players have legitimate claims to both forward…

Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

I don’t know what my points threshold should be for Boban Marjanovic, and maybe this is too low, but screw it. My efforts to make a highlight video for every game that Boban Marjanovic appears in will continue with this 13-point domination of the Thunder. “Domination” sounds like too strong of a word for a…

Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

It happened again. Boban Marjanovic faced Nikola Jokic and the Nuggets, and again he/they had absolutely no answer for him. He was dunking without jumping, he was rebounding without jumping, should I have put “/0 Jumps” in the video title? I should have. Along with “1 Rim Bent”. I didn’t show it because it messed…

Montrezl Harrell All 115 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Normally we wouldn’t hire someone with your astounding lack of credentials, but the district is strapped for substitute teachers at the moment,” the administrator said. Montrezl Harrell, sitting on the opposite side of the desk from the man, nodded somberly, not wanting to say something stupid that would jeopardize his chances of landing the position….

Boban Marjanovic All 79 Field Goals Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Bucketilation)

King Marjanovic idly gazed out onto the grand stone hall in front of him, relaxed and content in his own power. A soothing breeze flowed through open doors into the stuffy throne room, carrying on it the scent of apples and plums from the royal orchards situated nearby. Feeling the sudden urge for a snack,…

DeAndre Jordan All 211 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

DeAndre Jordan was beside himself. He was supposed to have a free agency meeting with Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks, but now that he was in Dallas, he realized he had no idea how to get to the Mavs’ front office. Any time the Clippers had played in Dallas, the team bus took him…

Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Which team is most likely to be total garbage next season? It’s too early to tell, and I bet all 30 of them think they can, with the right moves, make the playoffs a year from now, but we need to figure it out. Because that is the team that Boban Marjanovic needs to get…