https://youtu.be/f39Yf2hIjYE Remember how much fun it was when Marcus Morris was the first option for the Knicks? That wasn’t even that long ago, a bit more than a year, but it seems like forever because of the pandemic. He was averaging nearly 20 PPG per game, had more offensive freedom than ever before, and had…
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Luke Kennard 21 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2021)
https://youtu.be/bONPnhrUL0c I was getting ready to GO ALL IN on Doc Rivers, and accuse him of trying to ruin Luke Kennard’s career by not giving him enough minutes, but then I remember that Rivers isn’t the coach of the Clippers anymore. That induced a ten-minute-long mental crisis where I repeatedly tried (and repeatedly failed) to…
Read MoreTerance Mann 23 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/tNzGB28SrHI Is it just me, or are people not really paying much attention to the Clippers this year? This can’t be what Kawhi Leonard was expecting; to form a superteam with Paul George in Los Angeles, choke in an incredible fashion in The Bubb ‘Offs, and then have no one care only one year into…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 28 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2021)
https://youtu.be/9tEkjd-xw5I Reggie Jackson is consistently one of the sweatiest players in the NBA. Basically from the minute he steps onto the court, sweat is spurting like a geyser from every single one of his glands. Not just his sweat glands, either. ALL of his glands are generating sweat for him. Five seconds after the opening…
Read MoreTerance Mann 21 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2021)
https://youtu.be/4pkB0bZ0TZA Terance Mann was not a highly productive player last season, but he did have a 25-point game in the last regular-season Bubble game, which colored my perception of him. Even after that impressive scoring performance, he was a complete afterthought for the Clippers in the playoffs; he appeared in every game, but only averaged…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2021)
https://youtu.be/N-3XhLaHyEM When Reggie Jackson got waived by the Pistons last season and then picked up by the Clippers, I was a bit surprised. The Pistons supposedly “did him a favor” by cutting him loose and letting him join a championship contender, and I’m sure Jackson himself was fully on board with the plan, but there…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 32 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/G2s5u8ALFqg It was just a year ago that Marcus Morris was BALLING OUT for a decidedly under-talented Knicks squad who needed a go-to scorer. Even though Morris’ scoring bonanza in New York happened pretty recently, I feel justified in proclaiming this performance to be an OFFICIAL REPRESENTATION OF “VINTAGE” MARCUS MORRIS. If you disagree with…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 21 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2021)
https://youtu.be/vEnRlLPN7EE Though his first eight games as a Clipper, Nic “The Fraudulent Frenchman” Batum has already scored more points than he scored all of last season with the Hornets. Granted, “all of last season” for Batum was just 22 games (he got perma-benched at a certain point), but, still, he’s doubled his scoring rate between…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (9/3/2020)
We are getting closer and closer to seeing a Marcus Morris vs. Markieff Morris battle in the playoffs. It feels like we should’ve seen such a thing already, since they’ve both been on a bunch of teams, but we haven’t. But that’s going to change pretty soon if things continue on their current trajectory, unless…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 15 Points Full Highlights (8/30/2020)
My main joy in life right now is using Stathead (basketball-reference’s new paid analytical tool) to look up cool NBA stats and then fill my video descriptions with summaries of those stats. By looking up stats that the average NBA fan no longer has any access to, and then rubbing those stats in the collective…
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