Did you know that this last off-season was the first off-season during which Jamal Crawford deliberately practiced his shot? That’s right. Take a moment to clean up the liquefied gray matter off your monitor, then consider how good Crawford could have been if he had actually worked on his game at all prior to last…
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Eric Bledsoe 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2012)
NBA players are a lot like pizza toppings. Kobe Bryant is pepperoni, obviously. GOAT player = Goat topping. Durant is mushrooms, both sometimes playing second fiddle to inferior companions. Eric Bledsoe is corn. The reasons for this are self-explanatory. If you are having trouble figuring this out, here’s a hint: it doesn’t have to do…
Read MoreCaron Butler 33 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2012)
Time for impersonations. Guess who this is: BINGO! BIIIIIINGOOOOOOOO! OH MEEE OH MY! It’s the Clippers’ insufferable and moronic colorman Ralph Lawler! Caron Butler had a devastating performance and set a record for three-pointers made by a Clipper, but it was all ruined by Lawler’s childish catchphrases and grating diction. I’m all for having fun…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan 12 points, 4 Dunks Vs Grizzlies Highlights (10/31/12)
DeAndre Jordan went 6-of-8 from the field with four big-time jams and showed off his abysmal ballhandling skills with nine graceless turnovers in a win over the Grizz. Stick to catching lobs big fella.
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