Los Angeles Lakers – Page 21

Lonzo Ball 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

“Great game, rookie,” said a light voice from somewhere behind. An unmistakable voice. Kobe’s voice. Lonzo stopped walking off the court and looked around, but didn’t see the former Laker anywhere nearby. He had just started walking again when he heard the same voice speak a second time. “Hey, don’t worry about getting your game-winner…

Kyle Kuzma 25 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

With the Kobe Bean himself in attendance, Kyle Kuzma put on a show that, while maybe not quite as spectacular as even an average game for prime Kobe, was still pretty neat. I mean, if Kobe scored 25 in a game you would be like “that’s a decent game from Kobe”, but for Kuzma that’s…

Josh Hart 11 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Is Josh Hart this season’s Anthony Brown? For those who don’t remember, Anthony Brown played his rookie 15-16 season with the Lakers, appearing in 29 games and somehow starting eleven of them. He averaged four points per game, shot 31% from thefield, and, as of this season, is out of the league. Hart is shooting…

Kyle Kuzma 20 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Now that Kyle “The JaKuzzi” Kuzma has proven himself to be a legitimate scorer in the NBA, we need to determine whether or not he is part of the CORE of the Lakers. But, before we can do that, we must define exactly what the CORE of the Lakers is before the addition of Kuzma….

Lonzo Ball 13 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Thanks to the sensationalist and irresponsible actions of the TNT broadcast crew, my Lonzo Ball three-ilation is ruined. It was to be the ultimate showcase of his wonky side-head form, but now, it will be nothing, because it won’t exist. I will not tolerate a so-called “three-ilation” that doesn’t depict every single three a player…

Brandon Ingram 26 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

I simply do not understand why they would rebrand Mountain Dew as “Mtn Dew”. It’s so stupid. Whenever I see it I pronounce it in my head as “Muhtin Dew”, instead of how god made it. Was the word “mountain” to long to fit in the logo? Obviously not. I’ve got a line of foam…

Kyle Kuzma 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Quiz time! Which player was Mark Jackson referring to when he said the player “has no flaws in his game”: A. Kyle Kuzma B. LeBron James C. Kevin Durant D. Josh Magette E. Mark Jackson Before you answer, remember, Mark Jackson is an insane person who has no grip on reality whatsoever.

Lonzo Ball 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

The hype for Lonzo Ball, which had dipped to dangerously low levels, might rebound a bit after tonight. All the elements were there for a breakout game: ESPN, Madison Square Garden, his dad dancing like a maniac in the front row, if Lonzo had scored 50 tonight they probably would’ve stopped the season right there…

Jordan Clarkson 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

OFFICIAL JORDAN CLARKSON PER-36 SCORING UPDATE: Jordan Clarkson is currently scoring 24.1 points per 36 minutes. In case you need a refresher course on ultra-advanced NBA analytics, per-36 stats are the best because it helps you compare players who play hella minutes to players who don’t play as hella minutes. Clarkson is 23rd on this…

Brandon Ingram 21 Points/6 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Brandon Ingram lay in his bed, watching Netflix on his iPad. His free hand was busy transferring Chex Mix from a bowl on his bedside table into his waiting mouth. The only light in the room was the flickering of the iPad screen. When a bright flash of light encroached on the very edges of…