Los Angeles Lakers – Page 4

Danny Green 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/19/2019)

Danny Green shot 45 percent from three last year, on a huge amount of attempts. If you’re curious about the nature of the threes he made, I did make a three-ilation of all 198 of them. You should watch that. Even if you’re not curious, you should watch it, because 198 threes in under 10…

Alex Caruso 16 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

Alex Caruso follows in the footsteps of great Lakers “meme” players of the past. The franchise’s history is replete with players who were only admired in a mocking or sarcastic manner; often the player is white (go figure). Caruso is only the latest. Here’s just a sample from the last ten seasons: 2009-2010: Didier Ilunga-Mbenga…

Quinn Cook 17 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

In my opinion, and this is just my opinion (but you know my opinions are always right), but Runescape was completely ruined forever when they changed the cooking skill so that you could click “cook x” one time for everything in your inventory rather than having to click on each raw food item separately and…

JaVale McGee 18 Points/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/13/2019)

JaVale McGee has had his career ruined by Anthony Davis and Dwight Howard. Since I care about the plight of the role-player about 100x more than the so-called “plight” of the superstar, this situation is very upsetting to me. It’s doubly upsetting because McGee had the sickest dunkilation out of all of them last season,…

Quinn Cook 17 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)

Somes dudes have all the luck. Quinn Cook gets to play two seasons with Stephen Curry, then immediately goes south a little bit and gets to play with LeBron James? I can think of tons of players who, through no particular fault of their own, spend their entire careers never getting to play with anyone…

Troy Daniels 15 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2019)

OFFICIAL PROS AND CONS OF TROY DANIELS GOING TO THE LAKERS PROS: -The Lakers get a legitimate three-point threat who can fit in with any lineup as long as you don’t expect him to do anything other than hit threes -The Lakers commentators don’t have to say the “Fulton Homes Donates $100 to Suns Charities”…

Danny Green 28 Points/7 Threes Lakers Debut Full Highlights (10/22/2019)

In his first game donning the iconic purple and gold (or purple and school-bus yellow since Nike took over jersey duties), Danny Green exceeds all expectations by dropping 28 points and splashing seven triples (well, six; one wasn’t a splash). 28 points isn’t a lot when you’re comparing to the scoring luminaries he shares the…

LeBron James All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

The distant chime of the microwave breaks my concentration and I look up from my work. As I get up from the desk where the wizardry of my highlight-creation takes place, I congratulate myself on having the ingenuity to set up an automatic Pop-Tart warming mechanism, but remind myself that my genius does have an…

JaVale McGee All 201 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

The pleasant sounds of an oboe concerto, played at a reasonable volume, wafted through the high-end sound system of the small, yet luxurious, apartment. The residence’s sole occupant, seated in a leather armchair by the window, occasionally looked up from his Kindle when a particularly inventive harmony graced his ears, before returning to his book…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

This is getting out of hand. Kentavious-Caldwell Pope must have somehow stolen the soul of Kobe Bryant and inserted it into his own body through his nasal passages, because he’s chucking the ball like it’s his retirement tour and he’ll never play basketball again. I get that he wants to get a big new contract…