It turns out all you need to do to get Luigi Datome to produce is to give him a starter’s role. Once you’ve done that, he turns into an angry-looking pizza-eating messiah figure, but instead of giving eternal salvation to all of mankind he just kicks all of their asses instead. The Man-Bun cometh! I…
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Gigi Datome 12 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2015)
Despite the fresh loss, only a few hours old, to the visiting Clippers, the mood in the Olive Garden was exuberant. “This was a great suggestion, Gigi. God damn, I love these frickin’ breadsticks!” shouted Jared Sullinger through mouthfuls of half-chewed bread. He held up two of the free item and waved them excitedly. “I…
Read MoreLuigi Datome 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/9/2015)
Yes! After many long months of waiting, Luigi Datome is getting playing time again! The heir apparent to Brian Scalabrine has appeared in Boston ready to do two things: eat spaghetti and kick ass. And he’s all out of spaghetti. I was always hyped for this dude, mainly because I have an irrational preference for…
Read MoreLuigi Datome 13 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2013)
Another blowout for the Pistons, you know what that means! Minutes for Gigi! Though he actually did manage to get in the game during the first quarter tonight. We’re making progress! He’s still having trouble finding his three point range, but as I said before that will come with time. I still don’t get why…
Read MoreLuigi Datome 9 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2013)
Everyone makes a big deal about ugly players in the NBA. Anthony Davis is continually mocked. Sam Cassell’s biggest legacy is his alien-esque facial features. DJ Mbenga looks like a pile of mashed potatoes. So it’s surprising that no one has mentioned Gigi Datome. I mean, look at his face. His eyes are way too…
Read MoreLuigi Datome 10 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2013)
The quandary of the highlight-compiler. Which name to use in the video title? Because I’ve never seen Mr. Datome referred to as “Luigi” at any point during my existence as a carbon-based being on this planet. It’s always been “Gigi”. Does that mean that people searching for “Gigi Datome Highlights” won’t find this video? I…
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