Another solid game for Malcolm Brogdon. That’s what he is. Solid. Super solid. Solidity comprises a full 50% of his body mass. Want another adjective? Workmanlike. But that has some connotations I don’t want to get into, so we’re gonna stick with solid as the primary adjective to describe Junkyard Brog. I really like this…
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Malcolm Brogdon 19 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)
Malcolm Brogdon won ROY of the Year solely by having games exactly like this the entire season. Well, not exactly: he only scored more than the 19 he had tonight two times in his rookie campaign. But my point still stands. He just went out there, played solid basketball, left no one particularly impressed, and…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 19 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2017)
My faith in Malcolm Brogdon’s ultra-solid solidity was shaken the game previous to this one. I didn’t think it was possible, but he had a BAD game. The whole reason that he’s even in the conversation for ROY is because he never has bad games. Just games where he’s kind of invisible. But last game,…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2017)
Playoffs are here! Not as exciting for me as the regular season (scrubs hardly ever go off in the playoffs, for whatever reason), but still, fun can be extracted from these games. And with the playoffs’ arrival, we can expect another thing arriving in tandem: a Raptors first-game loss. I spent pretty much this whole…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 16 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2017)
Malcolm Brogdon pretty much single-handedly dad-dicked the Boston Celtics in the fourth quarter tonight. That last shot over the flaccid and impotent Avery Bradley? Classic. Right up there in classic Boston NBA moments with “Havlicek stole the ball!” and “Paul Pierce wheelchair”. They’re gonna be playing that shot on ESPN Classic for years to come,…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 18 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2017)
The 2016 draft class was at serious risk of not having any of its members average double-digit scoring in their rookie seasons. But wait! What’s that I see in the distance? It’s Malcolm Brogdon AKA The Junkyard Brog coming to save the floundering assemblage of his co-draftees with his 10.0 points per game! After averaging…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
Malcolm Brogdon AKA “The Junkyard Brog” AKA “The Prez” AKA “Brogdog” proves once again how he should be the starter for the Bucks by scoring two more points than his main rival and archfoe Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova. I don’t know how much more evidence Jason “Crash Car into Tree then Beat Up Pregnant Wife”…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 20 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
I’m so tired of Delly. I liked the signing at the time, and maybe it can still work, but it’s seeming more and more likely that the only offensive system he can thrive in is the “Have LeBron On Your Team” system. Why he keeps getting minutes over Malcolm Brogdon is baffling to me. I…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
It’s time for the Bucks to start Malcolm Brogdon. Not just time. Way past time. I understand the Bucks might not want to admit “Hey we screwed up by signing this vegemite-addicted bogan to a big contract because he looked really good when he got to play with LeBron” but if they’re serious about making…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 18 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
What happened to Jabari? Where’s Jabari? Why isn’t he playing? Is something wrong with him? TELL ME!!! IF YOU KNOW WHERE JABARI IS WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME???? Is Jabari okay? Where is he? WHERE’S JABARI?? DO NOT WITHHOLD THE TRUTH FROM ME! Until I am provided a satisfactory answer as to Jabari Parker’s whereabouts,…
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