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Manu Ginobili 15 Points/7 Assists/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (5/22/2017)

Manu Ginobili stared into the waters of the burbling marble fountain. In the rippling surface he could see a reflection of himself, but it was not a true reflection; no, it was an image of how he had looked when he had first entered the NBA, a decade and a half ago. His face was…

Manu Ginobili 21 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MANU GINOBILI SHOULDN’T RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. As evidenced by this highlight video, he can still contribute on the court 2. It’s not like his bald spot is getting any worse, right? 3. TIM DUNCAN YOU CAN STILL COME BACK AND REUNITE THE BIG THREE PLEASE 4. Coaching sounds cool in theory…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2017)

I don’t know how Manu Ginobili will be able to watch the highlights of his performance (which he surely will because that’s what NBA players do, watch themselves on YouTube) and not think to himself “I can totally play another year of basketball at the highest level”. Watch them for yourself. These are not the…

Manu Ginobili 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

The Spurs somehow came back from 28 points down against the Kings while not being able to utilize the services of LaMarcus Aldridge (“fake star”) and Kawhi Leonard (“real star”). Having not watched the game or even any highlights from the game, I have made a power rankings of probable causes for the Spurs’ spirited…

Manu Ginobili 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)

Since I have already determined through my intrepid journalistic investigations that Manu Ginobili is regularly supplied fresh bodies by terrifying entities from an otherworldly realm that he accesses through a cursed stained-glass window in his home, we know that there’s no reason for him to retire any time soon. Why retire when your body is…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

I get out of my car and approach Manu Ginobili’s house. I have arranged to meet him for an interview to discuss how the Spurs are faring without Tim Duncan. I am hopeful that his insight as a teammate of Tim’s for more than a decade will provide plenty of material for future video descriptions….

Manu Ginobili 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)

Take THAT, Father Time! If he thinks he can take out Manu Ginobili with nothing more than big ol’ kick right in the nuts, he’s got another thing coming. Not only did Manu not retire, he came back in only a few weeks and put up 22 points in 15 minutes in his return! This…

Manu Ginobili 20 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

I huddle in the darkness, concealed in a filing cabinet located in the visitor’s locker room at the Staples Center. If my hunch is correct, any moment now, Manu Ginobili will arrive to begin his pregame treatments. Already I can hear the trainers getting tape and ice packs ready for the Spurs players. Almost as…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

No matter how old and run-down Manu Ginobili gets, there is one aspect of him that will never waver: his fans. Those dudes (and a few gals, so the YouTube analytics thing tells me) are dedicated! Manu can have a pedestrian performance, and they will be all over it like ducks on a junebug. It’s…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

I’m beginning to think that Manu Ginobili won’t ever retire. That he has already decided to just keep playing and playing, demolishing every record from Kareem’s points to Moses’ offensive rebounds along the way, until he dies of natural causes at 92. He’s looked a little slower this year, it must be admitted. Luckily for…