Marcelo Huertas 10 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

I miss the curly mop of hair that Marcelo “Hurtass” Huertas was sporting last year. It made him look like a Hobbit and it opened the door to Lord of the Rings-themed descriptions, a door which I only tentatively placed a single toe through. I would love to step more boldly through that door and…

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Marcelo Huertas 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2016)

Marcelo “Hurt Ass” Huertas has been playing pretty good the last few weeks. There’s just one question: does he play with savvy, or does he play with hustle? One’s play style cannot incorporate both savvy and hustle. It has to be one or the other, or neither in the case of Andrew Bynum. Huertas is…

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Marcelo Huertas 9 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2016)

Marcelo “The Brazilian Hobbit” Huertas is an old rookie. Like, 32 old. That’s old. Not quite Pablo Prigioni old, but still old. In fact, Pablo Prigioni is probably a good comparison for plenty of superficial reasons: -Both old -Both Euro -And by Euro I mean South American -Both point guards -Both don’t score very much…

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Marcelo Huertas 8 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

Man, did you realize that those Lord of the Rings movies are already like over a decade old? How time flies. It’s time for a reboot of the series, but this time, with NBA players instead of professional actors! I’ve already thought about who would portray the so-called “Fellowship of the Ring”: Frodo- Marcelo Huertas…

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