Mario Hezonja – Page 4

Mario Hezonja 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

For those keeping score at home, this performance makes 6 of 8 good (“good” meaning double-digit scoring, I don’t have time to figure out if these are actually good or not) games for Mario Hezonja since he started getting major minutes regularly. The Magic have lost all those games, but they were going to lose…

Mario Hezonja 16 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

The Magic are now so injured, and thus, so bad, that Mario Hezonja is now one of their better options on offense. They might never win a game again, but at least we get to see the Croatian Crustacean unleashed against real NBA competition for 30 minutes a night. In my opinion, that is worth…

Mario Hezonja 12 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

Yes, I know this isn’t very many points for Mario Hezonja, especially after he just scored 28 last game. But I’m getting super tired, and this one took no time at all to put together, so here we are. Besides, he made 5 shots, which is a pretty decent amount for him. If you don’t…

Mario Hezonja Career High 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/17/2017)

Mario Hezonja adjusted his sunglasses as he emerged from his car. It occurred to him that it might have been better to plan this operation to occur during the nighttime, but it was too late to back out now. It also occurred to him that, if he expected to sneak into his target’s house undetected,…

Mario Hezonja 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Now is the time for Mario Hezonja to perform. Due to the Magic’s tragic injury situation, minutes are being given to him no questions asked. If he is going to prove that he is not a bust, he has to do it now. There’s no pressure, no expectations. He’s starting from the bottom. Nowhere to…

Mario Hezonja 11 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

Last season, Mario Hezonja regressed so hard that it was like he was literally travelling backwards through time and having his ability to play basketball stripped from him. His haircut game was on point, but the rest of his game was off point. Magic fans were turning on him, and maybe even the people of…

Mario Hezonja 13 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

Whose fault is it that Mario Hezonja had a disappointing sophomore season in the NBA? There are arguments to be made for both sides. OFFICIAL REASONS WHY IT COULD BE MARIO’S FAULT: -It’s his job to play well -He got benched for not playing well, plain and simple -His hair flops around on his head,…

Mario Hezonja 12 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

It was the battle of the Croats, the most anticipated matchup in recent times. Croat-on-Croat violence was not only expected, but encouraged, as the two players faced off in one 48-minute bout to determine who the superior Croat was. The entire sovereign nation of Croatia stayed up late into the night or perhaps even early…

Mario Hezonja 10 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2017)

It would be easy in this situation to regurgitate some mindless platitude such as “this is what happens when a coach shows confidence in his player” or “all he needed was a chance to prove himself”, but in this case I don’t think those platitudes really apply. At all. Mario Hezonja has gotten multiple chance…

Mario Hezonja 13 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to make these highlights. I watched a good chunk of the second half, so I knew the dark truth when it came to Mario Hezonja’s performance: he stat-padded in garbage time. To be fair to Hizzoner, most of this game was garbage time for…