Now is a perfect time to give a shout-out to all the Laker fans out there for giving my channel’s view counts a huge boost in the immediate aftermath of Markieff Morris getting acquired by the Lakers. Those videos of Markieff Morris playing for the Pistons were totally dead in the water from a view…
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Markieff Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
This is the second game in a row where Markieff Morris has played somewhat limited minutes, but has been an absolute bucket-getter during the time he was on the court. Last game, it was 23 points in 22 minutes, this game, it’s 22 points in 20 minutes. I don’t normally think of him as a…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
Markieff Morris was apparently out for a stretch of games in late December/early January, but I care so little about him that I didn’t even realize. The fact that he was (presumably) injured badly enough to miss significant time is totally new to me. I just assumed he was sucking so much that he wasn’t…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 23 Points/7 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
I know what question you are asking to yourself right now, and no, this is not Markieff Morris’ career high in assists. He’s had multiple (is “multiple” too strong a word when the number is actually just two?) eight-assist games. It’s surprising, but a guy who is willing to have the ball as much as…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2019)
It’s not fair. Marcus Morris pretty much has his own team where he can do whatever he wants (well, he and Julius Randle share “do whatever you want” duties), while Markieff Morris has to come off the bench and be marginalized by “superior” talent. His stats aren’t the worst thing I’ve ever seen, for some…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Markieff and Marcus Morris squared off against each other in this game, as they’re so used to doing since the Suns did them dirty by splitting them up (by the way, you don’t need to feel bad about them getting ‘done dirty’; they lost their right to sympathy when they beat up that one dude…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Would anybody outside of Washington DC and Boston notice if the Morris bros just disappeared, never to be seen again? Not a malicious disappearance, just… poof! Gone. No more Morrises except for Monte. I think people would notice, but it would take about a week before they were like “what ever happened to those dudes…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/22/2018)
Markieff Morris had just eleven points going into the fourth quarter of this game, then scored eight in the last three minutes of regulation and nine in overtime. Given those numbers, which, by their intrinsic numerological nature, are irrefutable, is it fair to say that Markieff WON the game for the Wizards? I think such…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/14/2018)
Markieff Morris had a pretty good statline in this one: 22 points, 11 rebounds, 6 assists. He wasn’t that far away from a triple-double. That’s cool. This is the Markieff that Wizards fans shows up every game, the kind that shoots efficiently from the field and only beats up bystanders when the situation calls for…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
It is extremely easy to forget about the existence of Markieff Morris. Don’t worry if you saw this vid pop up and said to yourself “wow that guy is still in the league” or “I’ve never even heard of this bum, these 10-day contracts are getting ridiculous”. The Wizards are not an exciting team, Morris…
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