Memphis Grizzlies – Page 23

Bruno Caboclo 16 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2019)

Bruno Caboclo walked away from his locker and sat down in an empty chair next to Jaren Jackson’s, a sad expression on his face. “I looked all over the locker room for Marc, but couldn’t find him,” he told his rookie teammate. “I wanted to see if he wanted to hang out tonight and celebrate…

Ivan Rabb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

Ivan Rabb has been playing so well in the past few games that it truly calls into question the intelligence of Grizzlies head coach J.B. Bickerstaff AKA Joe Blob Dickerstaff. Remember, Rabb was getting a considerable amount of DNP-CD’s over the course of the season up until about the last two weeks, and when he…

Justin Holiday 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2019)

The Grizzlies’ acquisition of Justin Holiday has not really worked out so far. It took him 5 games to even make a three for them (and it’s not like he wasn’t trying), he had an 0-for-10 performance from the field in a 2-point loss a few games ago, and he’s only been involved in three…

Shelvin Mack 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

I don’t know who the target market for this video is. It’s not Grizzlies fans, because they all hate Shelvin Mack because he plays too much and they all wish that they hadn’t waived Andrew Harrison (which is the least of their problems, but whatever). And it’s not general NBA fans, because I would guess…

Ivan Rabb 15 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

I can’t stop pronouncing Ivan Rabb’s first name as “Ee-Vahn” in my head. Everytime the Grizzlies commentators pronounce it “Eye-Van” it sounds wrong to me even though I know, deep in my heart of hearts, that theirs is the correct pronunciation and mine the wrong. You know who I blame for this? Forgotten Hawks power…

Jaren Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

The Grizzlies are collapsing (ignore this win), but they’re still playing rotations like a playoff team. Give it a rest, Bickerstaff. No one wants to see Shelvin Mack anymore. Same as last year, it took them a while to realize that what they really should be doing is tanking. And see what that got them!…

Bruno Caboclo 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

When I looked at the box score of this game and saw that Bruno Caboclo had scored a career-high-tying eleven points, I’m pretty sure I had some type of medical episode that briefly incapacitated me. I remember feeling like my heart was beating too fast and my muscles were spazzing out, but then that was…

Omri Casspi 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

The title of this video promises five dunks from Omri Casspi, and I stand by that promise. There are, indeed, five slam dunks in this video. You can verify that for yourself. However, I do not make any promises as to the quality of these dunks. In fact, I will just put the plain truth…

Marc Gasol Triple Double 22 Pts/17 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

Over the following weeks, Marc Gasol developed a routine. When the guard would enter the dungeon, bearing Marc’s daily, meager meal, Marc would position himself to be leaned against the cell wall closest to the mysterious inscription which was present on a stone near the floor. When the food was pushed through the bars of…

Ivan Rabb 13 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)

Going into this, I expected the bulk of Ivan Rabb’s contributions in this game to come during the incredible amount of Danny Green-induced garbage time. Imagine my surprise when he actually did some things in the first quarter! Things must be really wonky in Memphis if they’re trotting out Rabb so early in the game…