Derrick Jones 17 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)

Just like the Jacob Evans 13 Points highlight video that I made and now am feeling large amounts of regret towards (YouTube makes it very easy to delete videos…), this Derrick Jones Jr. 17 points highlight video doesn’t sit well with me because he only made four shots. There were 57 players last night who…

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Bam Adebayo Career High Triple-Double 30 Pts/11 Asts/11 Rebs Full Highlights (12/10/2019)

The list of NBA centers who have acquired 30-point triple-doubles (with assists, not blocks) is illustrious. Wilt Chamberlain, king of statpadders, is obviously there a bunch. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, heck yeah. Don’t know for sure, but Bill Russell probably did it a hunred times and then a hundred more times without actually getting the 10 points….

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Kendrick Nunn Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2019)

Kendrick Nunn’s career-high scoring performance might end up being overshadowed a bit by the simultaneous career-highs set by his teammates Bam Adebayo and Duncan Robinson. This is because most of Nunn’s scoring came in the “Heat are somehow losing to the frickin’ HAWKS” part of the game, while a bunch of Adebayo’s and Robinson’s scoring…

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Duncan Robinson Career High 34 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2019)

Duncan Robinson blearily opened his eyes to find himself in a wholly unexpected place. The bright light surrounding him dazzled his freshly-opened eyes, and he had to shield them with his palm just to be able to see anything. Somehow, he had ended up in some kind of large hall constructed of marble whose walls…

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Bam Adebayo 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

I’m looking at the stats right now, and what I’m seeing is that Bam Adebayo’s third season and Giannis Antetokounmpo’s third season are quite comparable. Per minute, Adebayo has got a significant edge in rebounding, Giannis has got a slight edge in scoring, and they’re about the same in assists, steals, and blocks. I feel…

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Tyler Herro 27 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)

If you are of weak constitution, below the age of 5 or above the age of 90, or have a diagnosed heart condition, I advise you to refrain from watching this video, because the sheer amount of raw hype that is contained within it would probably cause you to die. And I don’t want to…

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Bam Adebayo Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)

Basketball-reference’s MVP tracker is really fun in the beginning of the season. It’s still fun as the season goes on (can you believe we’re like a quarter of the way through already? madness…), but early on, you can always find random players on it. Devonte’ Graham was there right at the very start, but what…

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Tyler Herro 22 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)

I am seriously considering change my team alliance from the Bucks to the Heat so that my incessant stanning of Tyler Herro looks more reasonable. Like, yeah, I’m a Heat fan, so of COURSE I’m super-duper hyped for Herro at all times. It looks kinda weird for a Bucks fan to be so obsessed (even…

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Bam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2019)

Every game that passes with Bam Adebayo playing at a pseudo-All-Star level renders my scathing nickname of “Bum Adebayo” less scathing and more petty. Not that I think he’ll be an All-Star, because he probably won’t be, but his averages of 14/10/4/1/1 on extremely efficient shooting certainly raise my eyebrows, being that I am a…

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Duncan Robinson 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/3/2019)

Every molecule in my body is screaming at me to compare Duncan Robinson with Heat legend Jason Kapono. Truly, the comparisons are there: Kapono averaged 10.9 on over 50 percent from three in his best season of his career, which came with the Heat, while Robinson is now averaging 11.2 on a mere 44 percent…

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