It’s not like you need any more reasons to trust DTB’s opinions when it comes to basketball, but DTB has another one for you anyway: I was seriously hyped for Hassan Whiteside BEFORE he was signed by the Heat. Yep, that’s right. I knew that Whiteside would be a stud in the NBA if he…
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Michael Beasley 34 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
According to the Miami commentators, these 34 points are the most Michael Beasley has scored in a single game while donning the Heat black and red. Obviously, he scored more while in Minnesota (bring back the lion’s mane, god damn it), but its easy to forget that he wasn’t that prolific of a scorer early…
Read MoreZoran Dragic Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
It has all been leading up to this. 81 games of basketball for the Miami Heat, an ensemble of 15 men playing in unison their symphony. A season’s worth of hopes and dreams, culminating in… 41 minutes for Zoran Dragic? For context, the Zragon had seen 34 minutes total up until this point in his…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside Career High 24 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Imagine how good he would be if his name was Hassan Blackside! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOO! Sorry. How much better can Hassan get, anyway? He’s so good right now, I’m finding it hard to see areas for improvement. He could start hitting free throws, maybe. Or add a midrange jumper game so he can pretend to be…
Read MoreJames Ennis 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
There must be something wrong with me. A rookie scoring a career-high 17 points including a big power-jam? I should be really excited! Instead, I feel nothing but sorrow. Is that what Heat fans are feeling right now? The knowledge that things could be so much better, that James Ennis scoring 17 meaningless points in…
Read MoreUdonis Haslem 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Udonis Haslem’s role on the Heat has been steadily lessening in the past few years. He’s only under contract for one more year. Will that be it for the Heat’s all-time leading rebounder? Probably. He’s old. When all is said and done, Haslem’s career-long tenure on the Heat will be remembered with a mix of…
Read MoreJames Ennis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2015)
Do you care about old man Dwyane Wade pretending it’s 2005 again and scoring forty points? Too bad. I do not care about such a performance, impressive as it may be, and will not make a video immortalizing it. Instead, I am excited for James Ennis tying his season high with sixteen points. If you…
Read MoreChris Andersen Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Chris Andersen is 36 years old, in his 13th NBA season. I’ll be the first to say it: that ish cray. How does a role player (an ECCENTRIC role player, no less) like him stick around for so long? Is it because of his defense? Not out of the question, though how good could a…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 14 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2015)
I didn’t believe it was possible, but Michael Beasley is no longer the biggest headcase on his team. A distinction he held throughout his whole career, from freaking out over his bone and rubbing the wrong knee in Minnesota to eating ice cream using waffle fries as a spoon and annoying LeBron so much that…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
Tyler Johnson-sanity is in full affect. A key component of the most famous -sanity, the Jeremy Lin version, was hinged in part on the fact that he was of Taiwanese origin. “How, then,”, you ask, “could Tyler Johnson even hope to replicate that amount of hype given his normal American heritage?” What a silly question….
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