According to the Miami commentators, these 34 points are the most Michael Beasley has scored in a single game while donning the Heat black and red. Obviously, he scored more while in Minnesota (bring back the lion’s mane, god damn it), but its easy to forget that he wasn’t that prolific of a scorer early in his career. So way to go Be-easy! We always knew you had it in you! Derrick Rose can barely even get on the court anymore, so who’s the bust now?
It’s only fitting that the best game for a disappointing player comes at the end of a disappointing season. The Heat won this game, yes, but now face a long offseason, with nothing but the playoffs on television and waffle-fries dipped in ice cream to tide them over.