Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 13 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

I was getting all ready to resume my mockery of Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s jumpshot form as soon as he came back from injury. I had like two whole paragraphs of material written where I basically just rip him and his ugly elbows-every-which-way jumper a new one. Well, now he’s officially back from injury, and he did…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 18 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2015)

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist walked aimlessly through the foggy landscape. All around him he could hear metallic clanking sounds, but they seemed to have no source other than his ears. The only discrete objects he could discern were large numbers of lone bricks scattered upon the ground, some of them broken nearly to dust, others large and…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 20 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)

Do you yearn for days of yore? Simpler times, where the dewy grass soothed your feet under the early morning sun? Times when men were men, women were women, and DownToBuck called everyone who even slightly missed expectations a huge bust? You’re in luck! Because Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is a straight up busteroni pizza with extra…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/31/2015)

If Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s absolutely borked jumpshot form can be fixed into something approaching okay, I’m convinced that there is no NBA malady out there that can’t be fixed with a little know-how. DeAndre Jordan’s free throws, Brandon Jennings’ nonexistent right hand, Joakim Noah’s whirlwind jumper, MCW’s ill-conceived passes that are doomed to result in turnovers,…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 17 Points/3 New Jumpshots Full Highlights (1/3/2015)

I have to give the Charlotte coaching staff credit. They really did a great job fixing Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s much-mocked jumpshot. The form is still kind of messed up though. It’s hard to change a lifetime of messed up repetition, so every time he shoots his arms still want to do the same old routine. I…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 17 Points/2 New Jumpshots Full Highlights (10/29/2014)

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist has fixed (kinda) his jumper! The first offseason with shooting guru Mark Price didn’t seem to do any good, and I wondered if we would be forced to view his abominable “jumper” until kingdom come. This year, however, we were treated to some early clips on social media showcasing a totally redone form,…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

If Michael Kidd-Gilchrist wants to be an impact player in this league, he has to fix his totally borked jumper. That’s just the plain truth. You’re not frickin’ Shawn Marion man, just shoot the ball normally like everyone else. That hitch is disgusting. And that little jump on his free throws? UGH. I utilized my…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 15 Points/2 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2012)

Maybe the Bobcats don’t suck as much as we thought. At the time of this writing they’re sitting at .500, thanks in part to the impressive play of one Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. Here he scores 15 points against a Wizards team that’s trying very hard to go 0-82. It looks like the Bobcats may have actually…

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