Mike Dunleavy grabbed his phone off the bedside table and dialed his teammate Taj Gibson. “Hey Mike, what’s up?” came Taj’s voice. “Oh, nothing, just wanted to see what you were up to,” Mike responded. There was a pause where nothing was heard but the squeaking of Mike’s bed. “What’s making that noise? And why…
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Mike Dunleavy 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2013)
Mike Dunleavy, in the least combative manner possible, walked up to teammate Taj Gibson after the game. He began awkwardly, “Listen, Taj, Booz just gave me the rundown on the whole situation. If I had known you were in the game, I definitely would never have porked Caroline.” Giving him a dirty look, Taj responded,…
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2013)
OFFICIAL FLAT THINGS POWER RANKINGS: 1. Pancakes 2. Mike Dunleavy’s Face 3. Topography of Kansas
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2013)
One of my earliest videos on this channel is of Mike Dunleavy scoring 29 points or something against the Cavs. And I haven’t done another one since. He’s had some decent performances, but who even cares about Mike Dunleavy anyway? People only remember him for being a half-bust as the 3rd pick and that one…
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 29 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2012)
Manleavy torches the hapless Cavaliers for 29 points on 8 of 11 shooting, while also grabbing 12 boards and dishing out 6 dimes off the bench. His statuesque face betrayed no emotion as shot after shot glided smoothly through the iron and the bricks of his foes careened into his seemingly-magnetized hands. Now if only…
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