While watching Bucks games recently, I’ve found out that I can’t really tell Thon Maker and Tony Snell apart if they’re on the court together. One of them is taller than the other, but it’s hard to tell when the camera is so far away and they’re both running around like chickens with their heads…
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Michael Beasley 17 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2017)
One of the signs of a team in crisis is seriously wack rotations. Playing time is offered and withdrawn at random, players that start one game may not play the next, a healthy DNP turns into 30-plus minutes turns into 5 minutes turns into another DNP. That is where the Bucks are at right now;…
Read MoreThon Maker 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)
I’m not even going to speculate on Thon Maker’s age. That whole thing is played out, no one cares anymore, the evidence has been presented and dismissed and re-presented and re-dismissed and now people just want to see him get minutes. And that’s all I’m going to say about that. If you want to know…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 28 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
You like layups? Think that the NCAA had the right idea when they banned players from dunking? Then I’ve got the video for you! Greg Monroe scored 28 points tonight, and he did it by only converting layups or by drawing fouls while shooting layups! Talk about excitement. This is what basketball is all about:…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2017)
One of the problems that the Bucks have is that they can’t decide which backup-level point guard they want to actually start games. They can either start Matthew Dellavedova, who has been slumping ever since he was cruelly ripped away from his BFF forever and close confidante LeBron James, or they can start Malcolm Brogdon,…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
I have been misled. The NBA has betrayed me. I’m unsure if I even want to go on. I looked up coffins on Amazon and they’re pretty cheap. Maybe I’ll buy one just so I can lie in it until death really does come and whisk me away from this existence fraught with betrayal, lies,…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
There must be something about the chemical composition of donuts that makes them unsuitable for consumption outside of the morning hours. That’s the only reason I can think of for feeling how I do right now, which is NOT GOOD. It was only one donut, and I figured “donuts are like cake except circular” so…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 28 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
The second-half gameplan for the Milwaukee Bucks was basically this: give the ball to Michael Beasley at the elbow and let him do whatever he wants. Mix in a few Greg Monroe post-ups, and BAM you have a win against the Spurs. The Bucks had to come up with something with Giannis at 5% strength,…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I am happy to report that Michael Beasley has retained a little bit of the insane scoring punch that he offered to Houston last year. I was pretty much convinced that the second he stepped foot in Milwaukee, he’d lose any trace of his former scoring abilities, chucking futilely in the vein of failed Bucks…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I continue to be greatly impressed by how solidly solid Malcolm Brogdon is. He’s still a rookie, so he still will sometimes make bad mistakes like the bad inbound pass near the end of this one (WTF WHY PASS TO PARKER), but for the most part he is as solid as a really solid solid…
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