The next morning, Giannis woke up confused as to why he was in such inexplicably high spirits. Then, he caught a glimpse of his phone sitting on the bedside table, and grinned widely. Rachel had accepted his invitation for another date, which meant that she had enjoyed their first one. Now he remembered how he…
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Malcolm Brogdon 14 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
I’ll never forget all those sweet Gus Johnson calls from various sports. He certainly is one of the most recognizable sports commentators, able to inject excitement into the mundane and insanity into the already exciting. With that said, I kind of wish he’d chill out a bit while commentating for the Bucks. We in Wisconsin…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
On the surface, Matthew Dellavedova looks like a perfect fit for the Bucks feat. Point-Giannis. Delly doesn’t need the ball all the time, he plays defense without even needing to be told to, and he has a pretty decent three-ball. Great! There’s only one problem: He shoots floaters all the time! As we all know,…
Read MoreRashad Vaughn Career High 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
I’m going to be a homer for a little bit. Usually when a player really sucks in their rookie year I mock them relentlessly and secretly plan on them never getting better. This is in defiance of the old adage: “NBA rookies always suck no matter how good they will be later in their careers”….
Read MoreGlenn Robinson 40 Points Full Highlights (4/11/1997)
Ah, the offseason. The offseason… so tranquil. What more could an over-worked highlight maker want than months of repose? Ah, yes. The perfect antidote for a weary man. So peaceful. So relaxing. So… GOD-DAMN LONG. JESUS. What am I supposed to be doing right now? Sitting on my ass and watching my view-counts asymptotically increase?…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 129 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker opened his eyes to a squint. The light around him was too bright to open them any further. He thought at first that he was on some kind of examining table in a hospital, but as he took note of what surroundings he could see through the slit of his eyelids, he quickly…
Read MoreDamien Inglis 10 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
These might be the crappiest highlights I have ever made. At the very least, they are the crappiest from this season. If I so openly acknowledge their crappiness, why would I make them in the first place? There is a reason to my madness: Damien Inglis hit a three. Scratch that. TWO THREES. Now you…
Read MoreJohn Henson 18 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
This game served as a reminder as to why John Henson has completely stopped shooting jumpshots. You’re not going to see it in this video because it’s not a lowlight video, so I’ll just tell you how it went down: Henson got the ball near the top of the key. Nobody was near him. Nobody…
Read MoreKhris Middleton Career High 36 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
Khris Middleton tied a career-high of 36 points while also dishing out nine assists in a meaningless end-of-season game where the only consequence of winning is that the Bucks’ lottery chances got slightly smaller. However, the career high might as well not have happened because THERE ARE TWO FREE THROWS MISSING FROM THIS HIGHLIGHT VIDEO….
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 16 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
Can someone please tell me what Miles Plumlee was thinking with the shot attempts at 0:31 and 1:08? Because that seems to me to be a pair of totally indefensible (double-meaning?) decisions right there. There is no scrap of evidence over the entirety of his basketball career that would indicate that taking those shots would…
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