Oops, sorry, these highlights aren’t as sweet as I thought they’d be. I mean, I knew that Tyler Ennis only making 3 buckets was going to be iffy. I knew that. I knew that going in to the operation. But, you know, I thought that the 11 assists he had would be pretty rad. Why…
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Rashad Vaughn 12 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
It’s finally happening! Rashad Vaughn is receiving big minutes, and he’s making the best of them by… actually he’s kinda sucking. Still. That’s what he’s been doing the whole season, and this sudden increase in playing time only means a corresponding increase in bricked shots. It hasn’t been the kind of rookie season I hoped…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
John Henson paused his video game and looked up at his friend, who had just re-entered the apartment. “Ladies’ man Giannis is back!” Giannis set his empty smoothie bottles on the kitchen counter. “I’m back,” he confirmed. “So. Did you bang her?” Giannis shook his head. “I wish you not say crass thing about Rachel.”…
Read MoreJohnny O’Bryant 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
Johnny “Irish Kobe” O’Bryant is a rare feature on my channel. There is a very clear and obvious reason for this: he kind of sucks. Bad. Relatively speaking, that is. I’m sure he would dominate HARD in Europe. But in the NBA, he just doesn’t offer much. He has a jumper, sort of, which helps…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to deliver this breaking news bulletin: Giannis Antetokounmpo can shoot threes now. Last night marked the first time since the final contest of his rookie season that he hit multiple threes in a game. Would a player who wasn’t able to shoot threes be able to do that? Of…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
“I’m nervous,” Giannis said, standing in front of his bathroom mirror. “Don’t be. Obviously Rachel wants to go on a date with you, since she said yes when you asked her out. That’s as clear-cut as it gets.” John Henson replied, looking his teammate’s outfit up and down. “It’s really weird seeing you in jeans.”…
Read MoreJabari Parker 19 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
I didn’t really want to make these highlights. I had already seen them while actually watching the game live, and besides, it’s almost lunchtime in DTB land, and there’s nothing worse than trying to get work done on an empty stomach. Surely, I figured, someone else had compiled all of Jabari Parker’s made baskets from…
Read MoreJohn Henson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
I don’t think John Henson gets enough press for how insane of a shotblocker he is. He’s the only guy in the league who can compare to Hassan Whiteside in that regard, but while the basketball punditry is eager to get on their knees for Whitewide, Henson goes unserviced. I get that he doesn’t receive…
Read MoreTyler Ennis 13 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Man, that final fourth quarter lineup against the Grizzlies was nuts. Tyler Ennis, Rashad Vaughn, Damien Inglis, John Henson, and Miles Plumlee. What the heck? That’s the kind of lineup that should never see the light of day except in practice. There’s no scoring there! Where’s the scoring? It worked this time, but only because…
Read MoreDamien Inglis 10 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMIEN INGLIS HIGHLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am excited. It’s been almost two whole seasons since the Bucks drafted this dude, and I have been sitting here, patiently, waiting to make highlights of him. There were some promising signs (actually just one promising sign) early this season, namely, that he hit a three in his first career…
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