The life of a highlight maker is fraught with difficulty. Tough decisions await you at every turn. The latest tough decision I faced: should I make a George Hill video, a Brook Lopez video, both, or neither? For reference, here are their statlines (irrelevant statistical categories excluded): George Hill: 18 points, 5-of-9 shooting, 4-of-4 shooting…
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Donte DiVincenzo 15 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2019)
We are still waiting for a National Championship Game-esque performance from Donte DiVincenzo, and I think we’re going to be waiting for quite a bit longer. We did get a little taste of it in this game, a minute-long burst in the second quarter featuring 8 straight points by him followed by a nice dish…
Read MoreDonte DiVincenzo 14 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2019)
Khris Middleton is going to be out for a few weeks with some mysterious leg ailment that’s actually just a cover for the fact that NBA investigators were on the cusp of finding out that he’s literally just a giant mutant ant-person. While Middleton’s handlers try to improve his human disguise so that he stops…
Read MoreKyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Kyle Korver is the only player from the 2003 draft still playing other than, of course, LeBron James. It’s a testament to how many roids LeBron has taken over the years (I estimate that his body is 45 percent roids at this point) that he still looks ready to play another decade while Korver looks…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 24 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Remember that time that George Hill willingly signed with the Kings in the off-season and then in December of that year he tweeted a tweet that was nothing but angry emojis? I don’t know how emojis work or how to put them into my descriptions but you can go look up the tweet if you’re…
Read MoreDonte DiVincenzo 17 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
The departure of Malcolm Brogdon is a big one for the Bucks. I cannot help but look at him putting up ridiculous numbers in Pacers and feel twinges of regret. But what’s done is done, and it’s not like he’d be averaging 20 and 10 on this Bucks team anyway. Not unless they marginalized Giannis,…
Read MoreDonte DiVincenzo 14 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)
Before the season started, reports out of the Bucks’ training camp were that Donte DiVincenzo was kicking everybody’s butts and shooting the ball extraordinarily well. I’m sure those reports were true, they wouldn’t just lie about something like that, but I forgot to consider that training camp reports are totally worthless for predicting future success….
Read MoreGeorge Hill 19 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
I’m getting concerned that by the end of the year I’m going to be so done with Eric Bledsoe and regret every dollar spent on him. He’s not even playing that bad right now, but I see Malcolm Brogdon being so good with the Pacers and I can’t help but wonder if the Bucks made…
Read MorePat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
This is only tangentially related to Pat Connaughton and his performance tonight, but is anyone feeling a sort of Bucks melancholy right now, or is it just me? I don’t know what it is (well, I have some theories), but I just find myself not being very excited to watch the Bucks right now. What’s…
Read MoreKyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2019)
I’ve made a big deal in the past about me being totally done with women forever. And I want to reiterate right now that I am still 100% committed to the single man’s lifestyle. All the love and attention I would get from a theoretical girlfriend, I get from my subscriber base instead. And my…
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