Minnesota Timberwolves – Page 17

Jeff Teague 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

I don’t want to make Jeff Teague highlights, no one wants to watch Jeff Teague highlights, but here we are. Looking at three full minutes of Jeff Teague highlights and wondering where everything went so wrong. I could’ve made highlights of Boban Marjanovic scoring 4 points like 20 times in the time it took to…

Nemanja Bjelica 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

When I saw “7” in the assists column next to Nemanja Bjelica’s name, I didn’t know what to expect. I did have a hunch, though: that all of his assists would be lame perimeter passes to Karl-Anthony Towns for jumpers. That’s what happens with these non-assisting tweener forwards. They get a bunch of assists, and…

Taj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

“There she is,” Taj whispered to himself as paused his preparation for shootaround, instead choosing to gaze in the direction of the practicing dance team. “My one, my only.” Nemanja Bjelica overheard Taj’s love-struck murmurings and walked over to stand next to him. “I tell you, man, all needing to do is go and talk….

Nemanja Bjelica Career High 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

I can’t take TNT broadcasts anymore. I can’t take it when they have their normal commentators, and I can’t take it when they have that “Players Only” jackoff sesh. Newsflash: joking about how to pronounce foreign names is no longer cool. It may have been cool when not half the league was of Euro origin,…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

“Yo Jeff, you got a diary too?” Karl-Anthony asked, having walked into the locker room to see Jeff Teague sitting by himself in silence, writing in a small journal. “Lemme see!” Before Jeff could keep the diary from this teammate, it was snatched from his grip. “Hey, that’s mine,” he said weakly, knowing that he…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

I think Timberwolves fans would like Jeff Teague a lot more if he would just run pick-and-pops with Karl-Anthony Towns every other possession like Ricky Rubio did. There’s a reason KAT is averaging so much less this season, and that reason is his point guard is more concerned with making boneheaded turnovers and generally sucking…

Taj Gibson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

I’m too sad about my whole entire channel getting deleted to write another sad story about how Taj Gibson tries and fails to woo his cheerleader crush Brianna. I don’t think I can face having to write up a situation where Gibson’s teammates cruelly trample his dreams in emasculating, embarrassing, or demeaning ways. Having to…

Jamal Crawford 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

With Jimmy Butler having exploded his meniscus (what is a meniscus? do I have meniscuses? how would I know if I exploded mine?), a lot of dudes on the Timberwolves are gonna have to step up to replace not only the lost production, but the lost leadership as well. Crawford, theoretically, can step up in…

Taj Gibson Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2018)

Karl-Anthony Towns meekly approached his teammate Taj Gibson in the locker room, wordlessly holding out an envelope in front of him. Taj looked at Karl-Anthony coldly. “Whatever that is, I don’t want it.” Karl-Anthony held the envelope out further, but when Taj still didn’t take it, he slipped it inside Taj’s gym bag. “It’s an…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Timberwolves fans have, sometimes (mostly) rightfully, directed their ire towards Jeff “Rocket Teague” Teague for his inconsistent play this season. But I think they need to gain some perspective: at least they don’t have Jeff’s cruddy brother Marquis Teague starting for them instead. Marquis, according to his brother, left college too early, then kicked around…